How to Tell If She's "The One"

[jdtenor]

Congrats HJ
When I read the title I thought you were getting cold feet

[ej]

Originally Posted by markwars

Oh and yagyuninja...you are not only a nerd you are bordering on dork status. :P

Mark... I mean Mister Wars, I was wondering what the hierarchy for geeks is. I would put it as such:

Weirdo
Geek
Dork
Nerd
Computer Programmer

And should twit, ninny and lunkhead be included in this list?

[Eclipse]

Originally Posted by ej

Mark... I mean Mister Wars, I was wondering what the hierarchy for geeks is. I would put it as such:

Weirdo
Geek
Dork
Nerd
Computer Programmer

And should twit, ninny and lunkhead be included in this list?

There's a chart somewhere. It's pretty well done, though its entire reason for existing was to state that furries are the lowest creatures on the totem. Sort of like a really good joke ruined by an overly racist punchline.

[Bannister]

How to tell if she's the one......


"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."

Sage advice if ever I heard it.

Bannister

[Eclipse]

Originally Posted by Bannister

How to tell if she's the one......


"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."

Sage advice if ever I heard it.

Bannister

Sadly, a story similar to that one was the story my new father-in-law told at the rehersal dinner to tell everyone how he knew I was good enough for his daughter

[ezekiel]

How about if you start a chain fart and she's at the end of the chain and farts with you. I was at the end of the chain with my husband (fiancee at that time) and completed the chain for him even though I was a girly girl at that time.

[Fuzzie Fuzz]

The heirarchy goes like this:

Dork
Geek
Nerd
1337 Nerd
Uber Nerd
Computer Programmer
Bill Gates

Now, being an Uber Nerd myself, I have do explain something.

Dorks are idiotic/dumb nerds. Geeks are semi-smart nerds. Nerds are smart, and 1337 and Uber Nerds are essentially higher ranked Nerds. Computer Programmers are even smarter, and Bill Gates is undisputed ruler of the Nerd universe.

[NecroBlade]

Originally Posted by Fuzzie Fuzz

The heirarchy goes like this:

Dork
Geek
Nerd
1337 Nerd
Uber Nerd
Computer Programmer
Bill Gates

Now, being an Uber Nerd myself, I have do explain something.

Dorks are idiotic/dumb nerds. Geeks are semi-smart nerds. Nerds are smart, and 1337 and Uber Nerds are essentially higher ranked Nerds. Computer Programmers are even smarter, and Bill Gates is undisputed ruler of the Nerd universe.

Gotta disagree with you there. I'm a dork all the way, and in no way idiotic/dumb. My girlfriend uses it as a term of affection, so I'll always be a dork. 1337 nerds on up all need to get lives I think making all that up alone qualified you as an Über Nerd, btw.

[Fuzzie Fuzz]

Originally Posted by NecroBlade

Gotta disagree with you there. I'm a dork all the way, and in no way idiotic/dumb.

My point exactly.

Originally Posted by NecroBlade

My girlfriend...

Why you're so low on the hierarchy scale.

Originally Posted by NecroBlade

1337 nerds on up all need to get lives

Not really... we're proud that we don't have lives!

Originally Posted by NecroBlade

I think making all that up alone qualified you as an Über Nerd, btw.

Why, thank you!

[Onacara]

Congrats...and good luck...


I had written alot of other stuff regarding getting married young etc etc but i will just leave it at congrats and good luck

[ezekiel]

Well it worked out Great for me . It's now been almost a year. And yes our son just turned a year. Make of that what you will. But just to let you all know. He asked me to marry him just before we found out I was pregnant. But still, love conquers all. Marriage is a great thing as long as it is true love. This is actually partially a rant due to the fact I saw a horrible commercial. It started off a young girl playing a piano (older teen). It then said 1 out of 3 girls will get pregnant by the time they are 20. I will not be one of them. That makes me sound like I am a drug addict or something. An 18 or above has a choice (although under 18 also has a choice but a lot of people believe they shouldn't) whether to get married, have a baby, etc. To say that it's a bad choice to have a baby or get pregnant before 20 is stupid. Some of the best mothers are the young girls who were thrown into an adult life too soon. But than again thats how babies are killed each year by Shaken Baby Syndrome, or abandoned or just ignored for the rest of their childhood. But it's not the case in all. So now that I am done ranting on anti-drug/anti-sexual relations commercials

[Adam]

Originally Posted by happyjosiah

"Hey, I'm at Target and I'm looking at the Heroscape stuff and I see a couple packs I think you don't have, do you want them?"
"Um.... yes? Wait. Are you spending your gift card?"
"Yeah, well I feel bad for you because I got all this kitchen stuff and towels and things like that and that's not that exciting for you."
"I do actually use towels, you know. And the kitchen stuff sort of benefits me too considering how well you cook. And I shouldn't have to explain how the lingerie you got benefits me..."
"Shut up. Well, I'm getting them for you."
"Awesome. I love you so much."
"I love you too"

Does she play? That will be a big part of a healthy relationship. Sure I could buy someone a copy of High School Musical even though I hate it, so the same could apply here. Just saying. good luck with the marrige!

"And I shouldn't have to explain how the lingerie you got benefits me..."