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Old July 7th, 2019, 09:22 PM
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My neighbors listen to Smash Mouth’s All Star a lot.
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Old December 17th, 2019, 04:39 PM
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What do you call Treebeard and his wife when they have a baby?

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Old July 23rd, 2020, 08:01 PM
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What's a quiet Hawaiian laugh?

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Old July 27th, 2020, 06:04 PM
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For his birthday, an old man’s nephews secretly hire a call girl for him. When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super sex.”

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Old July 29th, 2020, 06:48 PM
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Why don't ants get sick?

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Old August 2nd, 2020, 01:02 AM
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What does a nosy pepper do?

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Re: The Joke Thread

One I like to rip out of nowhere without giving any time between set-up and punch line is:
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Then immediately make choking sound.
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How do you get four elephants in a Volkswagon?
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

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My friend got attacked by a group of mimes the other day. They did unspeakable things to him.

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