Govt Warnings That Should Come Printed on the Master Set - Page 6

Taylor21279 · #61 December 5th, 2006, 05:14 PM

Warning: Inexplicable loss of time, health, and money may occur.

DoesntCompute · #62 December 5th, 2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by netherspirit

Warning: External use only.

LOL, bestofemall!

GaryLASQ · #63 December 5th, 2006, 10:23 PM

Warning: This game will grow until your home has a separate Heroscape Room.
Warning: This game will give you the irresistible desire to build a large model of Devil's Tower out of Heroscape terrain in your living room.

deliverymanxas · #64 December 6th, 2006, 03:54 AM

...Allow uninterested person to drive you to pick up new expansions as you will be too much into seeing them in hand. (guilty)

...Do not attempt to cook any food while playing or building. (leaves a nasty smell)

...Your kids will probably like this game just as much as you, even if they are only 2 and enjoy throwing them all over the house and loosing them in the couch cushions. (my 2 year old daughter enjoys doing this...thus I gave her a MS worth of figs and havent seen them in months...)

Nether..."for external use only"

That was effin funny.

Nwojedi · #65 December 6th, 2006, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by CupidsArt

So, NWO, how ya' doin'? Anything exciting happen lately...........

Something exciting always happens with me.

For me it's a normal thing. For others..they would be like

Flavius Maximus · #66 December 8th, 2008, 09:48 PM

Warning: Phsycological damage may result from use of this product in the form of Bipolar Disorder. If you feel a sudden surge of intense anger or glee after rolling small plastic cubes around, do not panic. This is completely normal. If symptoms persist you are a freaking WIZARD!

Warning: Inner child may take over body.

Heroscapalitis- The sudden obsession with miniscule plastic figures, tactics concerning nonexistant characters, or hexagonaly shaped pieces of fake ground.
Cure- something better than Heroscape.(Like anyone will ever find that)
Treatment- Controlled exposure to said figures, tactics, or fake ground; if cravings become uncontrollable set up and/or attend a Heroscape Tournament.

Ryougabot · #67 December 9th, 2008, 03:16 AM

Warning : This product will decrease you exposure to members of the opposite sex

Note: If a member of the opposite sex is discovered who tolerates, encourages and participates in the use of this product, marry immediately

Note: This product will cure chemical addictions (If you collect Heroscape, you can not afford drugs)

DBC · #68 December 9th, 2008, 05:40 AM

Warning: Too long exposure to this product may cause you to yell "It's been cancelled!" at every gaming site you can find, if you haven't bought any new blisters for months.

GromBloodboy · #69 December 9th, 2008, 07:39 AM

Caution: WotC is not responsible on how this game fares.

jbbnbsmith · #70 December 9th, 2008, 08:30 AM

warning: this game may cause you to resurrect really old threads.

Ryougabot · #71 December 9th, 2008, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryougabot

Note: This product will cure chemical addictions (If you collect Heroscape, you can not afford drugs)

Einar's puppy · #72 December 9th, 2008, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbbnbsmith

warning: this game may cause you to resurrect really old threads.

Warning: This product may cause you to put a link to an impossibly old thread in a front page article, thus directing everyone to the preiously mentioned old thread, and thus bumping it.

Warning: This product may result in a sharp increase in typing ability.

Warning: If you do not buy this product, ninja monkeys WILL find you.