The Funniest Music Video I've Ever Seen in My Entire Life!

[toddrew]

Originally Posted by Velenne

Are you white and nerdy?

Well now that there's a barometer:
--Well, I'm white. Let's find out...

First in my class here at MIT
--My report cards were A's spotted with F's and I's. And my uncle is lone relation with an MIT issued degree: 0

Drop skills I'm the champion at DND
--Never got pulled into the game, averted a few close calls: 0

MC Escher that's my favorite MC
--Closest would be a phase of thinking, ya know I kinda dig these, but much prefer KRS-1 & Chuck D: 0

Keep your 40 I'll just have a Earl Gray Tea
--Enjoy a good lager, but tea is for me: 1

My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
--Very stationary: 2

All of my action figures are (cherry)
--No action figures since age 11, unless HS counts, which it most definitely does: 3

Steven Hawking's in my library
--Gift from relatives, but it's there: 4

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin for my top 8 spaces
--Well, you be the judge: 5

Yo, I know Pi to a thousand places
--5, but I think that's the gist of this one: 6

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
--Not anymore: 6

I go all over my sandwiches with mayonnaise
--Eewww, mayo: 6

I'm a wiz at minesweeper I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My famous move is so fast it's like the place is ablaze
--Again, guilty by association: 7

Do vector calculus just for fun
--This is the course where I finally "got" Calculus. Since lost it again though: 8

I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
--I don't alter my mini's...yet: 8

Happy Days is my favorite theme song
--Big aversion to theme songs for any reason other than camp: 8

I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
--Ping pong wreaks havoc with my tennis game: 9

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
--Uncanny knack for knowing things I've no rhyme nor reason to know: 10

I'm fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon
--Passing knowledge of Javascript, can't even say hello in Klingon: 10

They see me roll on my Segway
--segue? : 10

I been browsin and (stepped) in X-Men
comics you know I collet em
--Got out of the comics at age 11 as well. Always up for a "graphic novel" though: 11

The pens in my pocket I must protect em
--I treat pens like an infinitely renewable resource: 11

My ergonimic keyboard never leaves me bored
--I've carpal tunnel: 11

Shoppin online for deals for rewritable media
--Brick and Mortar: 11

I edit wikipedia
--Use it as a quick resource, but not a participant: 11

I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
--Go away or I shall taunt you a second time: 12

I got a business doing web sites
--Nope, but "managed" a site for a mortgage company: 13

While friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
--Passing knowledge: 14

Even made a home page for my dog
--Nope, nor ferrets, etc.: 14

Yo I got myself a phanny pack
--I did own a fanny pack (though it was billed a "hip pack") that came with my G&S trucks (best trucks I ever owned - would grind any surface, and I mean any, the gnarlier the curb, the better.) Never wore the thing though, even at the impresionable age of 14 I could not be fooled: 14

They were havin a sale outta the GAP
--About the only place besides the suit rack at K&G that I will buy non-thrift store clothes, is the GAP sale rack: 15

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop, hope no-one sees me get freaky
--I cannot resist getting freaky with bubble wrap: 16

I'm dirty in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
--Nope. Nope. Nope. :16

Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard
--Hard because I've no preference, matters not to this one: 16

Spend every weekend at the Reniassance Fair
--Every summer we are supposed to go to the RenFest in Larkspur. And every summer I happen to find something else to do: 16

Got my name on my underwear
--Commando (I do love that Barq's commercial): 16

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh whell it's obvious I'm white n nerdy
--Bowling also messes with my tennis game, but not in a nerdy way: 16

My wife classifies me as white and nerdy, so regardless the range of this quiz, yes, yes I am.