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Old November 15th, 2006, 08:53 PM
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Dumb laws

In NYC, the penalty for jumping off askyscarper is death.
In Atlanta, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a lampost.
Feel free to post more dumb laws.

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Old November 15th, 2006, 11:14 PM
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• In Chicago, Illinois, it is illegal to fish in pajamas.
• In Chicago, people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or "otherwise an unsightly or disgusting object" are banned from going out in public.
• In Chicago it is also illegal to take a French poodle to the opera, and for women over 200 pounds (90 kilos) to ride horses in shorts.
• Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.

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Old November 16th, 2006, 12:07 AM
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Here are some, supposedly from Washington State. I don't know if they are urban legends or not:
  • A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."

    When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.

    It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company. Furthermore, if permission is granted, the vending machine may not be less than twelve feet from the ground.

    You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. (Seattle)
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Old November 16th, 2006, 06:36 PM
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Old November 16th, 2006, 06:52 PM
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In Quitman,Georgia, it is illegal for a chicken to cross a road.
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In Georgia it is illegal to let your donkey sleep in a bathtub.

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Old November 16th, 2006, 09:20 PM
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These are good!!!!

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You realize that most of these laws couldn't have come into being without someone being dumb enough to DO the deeds at least once...

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Old November 16th, 2006, 11:21 PM
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Heres one, I forgot the state though.

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Old November 17th, 2006, 03:04 AM
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There is a city in Kentucky that bans preachers from eating garlic.

Man, I had a big list of these one time. I will have to go and find them.

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I guess they felt the preachers had too big of an advantage over vampires already?

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