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Some people think it's romantic to carve their names on trees in the park while on a date.
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I always bring a knife on my dates. You never know what kind of weirdos you could meet.
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I always bring a knife on dates, too. Also, I don't own a knife.
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I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying--it seemed very important to him that I have it.
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How Long is a Chinese man's name.
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
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My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
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I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.
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I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people.
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What does a pepper do when it’s angry?
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