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Old March 15th, 2007, 09:25 PM
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Bill Gates calls Agent Carr for tech support.

Agent Carr can pat his head, rub his belly and kill at the same time.

When someone asks, "Who's the man?", say Agent Carr...or else.

Agent Carr's week consists of 6 Saturdays and 1 Sunday.

Agent Carr doesn't diet, he simply alters his metabolism.

Night falls because Agent Carr pushes it.

Agent Carr can build a castle with a single sand hex.

Anything you can do, Agent Carr can do better.

Agent Carr's mother was cremated while giving birth to him.

Birds fly south because Agent Carr's winter cabin is up north.

He's one bad...shut yo mouth...I'm just talkin bout Agent Carr
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Old March 15th, 2007, 09:49 PM
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Old March 16th, 2007, 07:58 AM
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Agent Carr didn't go to school, he sucked knowlegde from everyone on Earth.

6 x 9 = 42

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Old March 16th, 2007, 10:31 AM
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I don't even know how I stumbled on this thread, but I have to tell you guys ... I'm just innocently reading along, Agent Carr is awesome, he's the coolest ever, gee he sounds a lot like Chuck Norris, yadda yadda yadda, and then I get smacked in the face with this:

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When a Nakita Agent is adjacent to Agent Carr and rolls for Smoke Powder, it's not for Agent Carr's protection. He does not need any protection from her, she just wants to make out with him. Incidentally, if the other Nakita Agents see this, they get mad, run across the board and have a cat fight with the Nakita Agent that is adjacent to Agent Carr. The enemy units stop attacking to watch the cat fight and Agent Carr takes them all out. Then Agent Carr tell the Nakitas that they never have to worry about that pesky Thorian Speed with him and they fall all over him.
Dude ... I think I wet 'em ...

Seriously 'doc, that has got to be the funniest thing I've read on this site, like ever. Mad props.
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Old March 16th, 2007, 09:29 PM
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They say practice makes perfect. Agent Carr was already perfect before any practice.

Agent Carr hits the eye of the "bull's eye" when shooting

Agent Carr has the power to disengage because if someone tried to do a disengagement strike he would kill them and eat their brains with grape jelly.

Agent Carr doesn't have an "Adam's Apple", he has an "Adam's Orange".
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Old March 16th, 2007, 10:28 PM
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agent carr doesn't need his gun or sword, he can choke you with his ponytail.

6 x 9 = 42

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Old March 16th, 2007, 11:13 PM
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Grimnak's T-rex tried Chomping Agent Carr once....now it eats everything through a mechanical straw.....

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Old March 18th, 2007, 09:24 PM
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This is quite possibly the funniest thread on the site, guys. Awesome in every way.
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Old March 20th, 2007, 07:36 AM
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Agent Carr combs his ponytail with Kee-Mo-Shi.

The world spins only when Agent Carr walks. He finds treadmills a waste of money.
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Old March 20th, 2007, 10:26 AM
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Agent Carr once drank an entire bottle of industrial strength bleach. He burped. That's all.
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Old March 20th, 2007, 12:03 PM
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Agent Carr gave Musashi Miyamoto Lessons....

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The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment
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Old March 31st, 2007, 01:44 PM
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The death of one ORC is called a kill. The death of a million ORCS is called an "Agent Carr Kill"
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