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Old January 1st, 2009, 02:04 AM
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Uncertain joke

I ran into a great joke (in my opinion) yesterday:

Werner Heisenberg was driving down the freeway rather rapidly. He is pulled over by a Highway Patrolman who says, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going just now?" Heisenberg replies, "No. But, I know exactly where I am."

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Old January 1st, 2009, 02:26 AM
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I thought there was no speed limit on the Aoutoban..

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Re: Uncertain joke

I think I'm either too young or too stupid to get this joke. And I'm leaning towards the former.
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Old January 1st, 2009, 08:48 AM
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Re: Uncertain joke

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I think I'm either too young or too stupid to get this joke. And I'm leaning towards the former.
The thread title might give you a hint of the context.
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Old January 1st, 2009, 09:27 AM
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Long live uncertainty principle jokes!

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Jim, neither too young nor too stupid (to het the joke, that is.)

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I think Larry the Cable Guy wrote that joke...
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That's a good one, Rev!


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Jim, neither too young nor too stupid (to get the joke, that is.)
Here ya go Jim! Fixed! (old enough to know better, too young to care.)
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Re: Uncertain joke

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I ran into a great joke (in my opinion) yesterday:

Werner Heisenberg was driving down the freeway rather rapidly. He is pulled over by a Highway Patrolman who says, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going just now?" Heisenberg replies, "No. But, I know exactly where I am."

Happy New Year, y'all.
Good stuff. It can almost serve as a test for how much science someone has taken/knows/understands.

I tried to come up with something about Schrodinger and his joke that is simultaneously funny and unfunny, but couldn't get it to fit in the reply box.
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Old January 1st, 2009, 12:33 PM
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Well I guess Chemistry was actually good for something.

I'm assuming it has to do with The Schrodinger Uncertainty Principle.

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