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Old December 23rd, 2006, 11:50 PM
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Venocs and Orm

I didn't have time to illustrate this (and I don't have a scanner). Maybe someone else could chip in. Key illos are described in brackets.

Venocs and Orm

[Agent Carr ghost walks past DW9k]
I are Carr.
Carr I are.

[DW9k appears annoyed]
That Carr-I-are, that Carr-I-are
I do not like that Carr-I-are.

[Carr holds up a platter. It has some viper tails and a Dund head on it]
Do you like Venocs and Orm?

I do not like them, Carr-I-Are
I do not like them here on Marr.

Would you like them with Utgar?

I would not like them with Utgar.
I would not like them anywhar.
I do not like Venocs and Orm.
I like them not in any form.

[Carr stands on a glyph holding his platter. Behind him are a bunch of blue dice showing all blanks]
Would you like them on a glyph?
Would you like them with a whiff?

I do not like them on a glyph.
I do not like them with a whiff.
I do not like them with Utgar.
I do not like them anywhar.
I do not like Venocs and Orm.
I like them not in any form.

[Carr holds two long sticks with Venoc talons on the ends of them. One talon points at a blade grut, the other at a Marrden Hound]
Would you eat them with a grut?
Would you eat them with a mutt?

Not with a grut.
Not with a mutt.
Not on a glyph.
Not with a whiff.
I would not eat them with Utgar.
I would not eat them anywhar.
I would not eat them, Carr-I-are.
I do not like them here on Marr.

Would you? Could you?
On hot lava?
Eat them! Eat them!
With Krav Maga.

I would not, could not,
On hot lava.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
with Frenzy!

I would not, could not, with Frenzy.
Not on hot lava! You let me be.

I do not like them with a grut.
I do not like them with a mutt.
I do not like them on a glyph.
I do not like them with a whiff.
I do not like them with Utgar.
I do not like them anywhar.
I do not like Venocs and Orm.
I like them not in any form.

[Carr standing with Saylind]
Saylind! Saylind!
Saylind! Saylind!
Could you, would you,
If you were summoned?

Not if summoned! Not with Frenzy!
Not on hot lava! Carr! Let me be!

I would not, could not, with a mutt.
I could not, would not, with a grut.
I will not eat them on a glyph.
I will not eat them with a whiff.
I will not eat them with Utgar.
I will not eat them anywhar.
I do not eat Venocs and Orm.
I like them not in any form.

[Carr stands in the shadowy alcove behind the Castle Door]
Say!
By the door?
Here by the door!
Would you, could you, by the door!

[DW9k throws a Marrden Hound at him]
A plague upon them by the door.

[Carr holds up the Glyph of Rannveig]
Would you, could you,
in the wind?

I would not, could not, in the wind.
Not by the door. Not with Saylind.
Not on hot lava. Not with Frenzy.
I do not like them, Carr, you see.
Not on a glyph. Not with a grut.
Not with a whiff. Not with a mutt.
I will not eat them with Utgar.
I do not like them anywhar!

You do not like Venocs and Orm?

Not even with my best Hive Swarm.

Would you, could you, on a beach?

I would not could not, on a beach!

Would you, could you, with McCreech?

I could not, would not, with McCreech.
Not even if he were a Sneetch!
I will not eat them in the wind.
I will not eat them with Saylind.
Not by the door! Not with Frenzy!
Not on hot lava! You let me be!
I do not like them with a grut.
I do not like them with a mutt.
I will not eat them with a whiff.
I do not like them on a glyph.
I do not like them with Utgar.
I do not like them ANYWHAR!

I do not like Venocs and Orm!
I like them not in any form.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, 9k.

Carr!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

[Picture of DW9k lying on his side, 9 blank blue dice around him]

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