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July 4th, 2013, 08:11 AM
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July 4th, 2013, 08:21 AM
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There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, "I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?" "My name is Elizabeth," the woman replied. The intruder said, "You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can't kill you." The intruder then turned to the husband and asked, "What is your name?" "My name's Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth." Jokes Everyday
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July 4th, 2013, 08:24 AM
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One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off.
Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond to the alarm. Annoyed, I stormed through the house in search of them. I found them in the bathroom, washing their hands. Over the loud buzzing of the smoke alarm, I asked them to identify the sound. It's the smoke detector, they replied in unison. "Do you know what that sound means?" I demanded. Sure, my oldest replied. "Dinner's ready". Jokes Everyday
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July 4th, 2013, 12:51 PM
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July 5th, 2013, 09:13 AM
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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 How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
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July 5th, 2013, 11:38 AM
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July 6th, 2013, 08:11 AM
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Joke of the Day What washes up on tiny beaches?
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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?
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A man walks into a restaurant and sits down at the bar. He orders a bowl of chili, but the waiter tells him the man next to him got the last bowl. He looks over and sees that the other guy has a full bowl of chili and is just staring at it. He says, "If you're not going to eat that, can I have it?" The other guy tells him to go ahead, so he takes the chili and starts eating it. About halfway finished with it, his fork hits something hard in the chili. He sees it's a dead rat and throws up in the bowl. The guy next to him says, "That's as far as I got too." Jokes Everyday
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July 6th, 2013, 09:04 AM
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July 7th, 2013, 08:37 AM
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What do you do with a sick boat?
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July 8th, 2013, 08:31 AM
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A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway. He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change. The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change. What did one hat say to the other?
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July 8th, 2013, 08:55 AM
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How do you keep someone in suspense?
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