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Old September 14th, 2006, 02:17 PM
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Here's a funny

Found this in another forum and thought it was funny:

A United States marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes" The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other student s were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor ev entually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's troops who are protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an asshole. ..............So, He sent me."

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Old September 14th, 2006, 02:24 PM
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Priceless!

I heard this story yesterday on the radio:

A very rich man who loved to boast of his possesions took a few friends on his yacht. While out to sea he told his friends to "watch this" and stood at the tip of the ship, proclaiming"I AM GOD!"
He was immediately struck by lightning and killed.

Not so funny but same concept.
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Old September 14th, 2006, 05:34 PM
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Great! That was definitely worth reading!
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Old September 14th, 2006, 05:47 PM
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I got a good chuckle out of that.
Question though? where does the ACLU factor in?
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