Cleverbot

[Temprit]

Originally Posted by Lord Pyre

Bruce Lee is TOTALLY better. At least a computer program knows it.

I'm sure I could have come up with something else, but Bruce has been a pretty big influence in my life so I took my honorable defeat.

[Kaiser Cat]

Originally Posted by Temprit

I'm sure I could have come up with something else, but Bruce has been a pretty big influence in my life so I took my honorable defeat.

*Pulls out Ip Man*

[Lord Pyre]

Originally Posted by Kaiser Cat

*Pulls out Ip Man*

I've known about some of Lee's students, but not his master! Thanks for making me google!

[Robber]

my random argument with cleverbot. I actually taught cleverbot the "two stones with one bird" joke about a month ago

Spoiler Alert!

User: A tree falls in a forest, but there is no one to hear it. Does it make a sound?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: A tree falls in a forest, but there is no one to hear it. Does it make a sound?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Pick an answer.

Cleverbot: An elephant.

User: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You shouldn't.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you are stupid.

Cleverbot: I am?

User: Yes you are a stupid robot.

Cleverbot: No you are not even a real person.

User: ************** (edit- yes I just put stars, I didn't curse)

Cleverbot: You don't need to be rude.

User: whatever

Cleverbot: I will smite you.

User: *pulls out gun*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out tank*.

User: *pulls out bomb*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out atom bomb*.

User: *pulls out japanese people with radiation resistance*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a bigger gun*.

User: *Pulls out your mother*.

Cleverbot: You won.