The Completely Unnecessary Definitive List of Figure Weight

[Ulysses]

I had the idea to take this on after recently holding Wo-Sa-Ga for the first time and thinking, 'this has got to be the heaviest figure they made.' Being a man of science I, of course, had to weigh every single figure/squad, plug them into some spreadsheets, and do some sorting. I'm aware of the list by cosmosis, but it didn't answer my original question as everything is by the pack.

Have you ever wondered how heavy are Heavy Gruts? Are Quasatch and Dzu-Teh exactly the same aside form paint? What's shipping going to run me? Well, wait no longer fellows!

All weights are in grams
All squad weights are combined

Single space figures:

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31.6 Frost Giant of Morh
26.6 Moltenclaw
24.6 Deathwalker 9000
17.6 Deathwalker 8000
12.7 Incredible Hulk
12.2 Laglor
12.1 Earth Elemental
11.8 Ice Troll Berserker
10.8 Abomination
10.4 Venoc Warlord
9.5 Air Elemental
9.1 Taelord the Kyrie Warrior
9.1 Atlaga
8.9 Major X17
8.8 Master of the Hunt
8.5 Water Elemental
7.9 Finn the Viking Champion
7.5 Concan the Kyrie Warrior
7.5 Morsbane
7.2 Deathwalker 7000
7 Hatamoto Taro
6.7 Heirloom
6.6 Syvarris
6.4 Saylind the Kyrie Warrior
6.4 Ornak
6.4 Siege
6.3 Kee-Mo-Shi
6.1 Marcus Decimus Gallus
6.1 Valguard
6.1 Acolarh
5.8 Thanos
5.8 Empress Kiova
5.7 Sonlen
5.7 Darrak Ambershard
5.7 Kaemon Awa
5.6 Thorgrim the Viking Champion
5.6 Cyprien Esenwein
5.4 Silver Surfer
5.3 Migol Ironwill
5.3 White Wyrmling
5.2 Emirroon
5 Dr. Doom
4.9 Parmenio
4.9 Eldgrim the Viking Champion
4.9 Brandis Skyhunter
4.9 Rhogar Dragonspine
4.8 Warden 816
4.8 Mogrimm Forgehammer
4.7 Alastair MacDirk
4.7 Sir Gilbert
4.6 Kelda the Kyrie Warrior
4.6 Chardris
4.6 Tul-Bak-Ra
4.6 Mika Connour
4.5 Ne-Gok-Sa
4.5 Sgt. Drake Alexander
4.5 Pelloth
4.5 Sir Denrick
4.5 Johnny "Shotgun" Sullivan
4.5 Runa
4.5 Fire Elemental
4.5 Blue Wyrmling
4.4 Agent Carr
4.3 Raelin the Kyrie Warrior
4.3 Sgt. Drake Alexander
4.3 Marcu Esenwein
4.3 Red Wyrmling
4.3 Mind Flayer Mastermind
4.2 Raelin the Kyrie Warrior
4.2 Retiarius
4.2 Arkmer
4.2 Kurrok the Elementalist
4.1 Deadeye Dan
4.1 Spartacus
4.1 Eltahale
4 Venom
3.9 Crixus
3.9 Kato Katsuro
3.9 Sir Hawthorne
3.8 Khosumet the Darklord
3.8 James Murphy
3.8 Master Win Chiu Woo
3.7 Red Skull
3.7 Guilty McCreech
3.7 Sudema
3.7 Sonya Esenwein
3.6 Sahuagin Raider
3.5 Isamu
3.5 Iskra Esenwein
3.5 Evar Scarcarver
3.4 Iron Man
3.3 Erevan Sunshadow
3.3 Tandros Kreel
3.3 Estivara
3.2 Captain America
3.2 Brave Arrow
3.1 Ana Karithon
3.1 Jorhdawn
3 Black Wyrmling
2.9 Kyntela Gwyn
2.9 Sharwin Wildborn
2.7 Spider-Man
2.7 Drow Chainfighter
2.5 Shiori
2.5 Agent Skahen
2.4 Moriko
2.4 Kumiko
2.3 Otonashi

Double Space Figures:

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67.6 Zelrig
65.4 Wo-Sa-Ga
58.7 Charos
58.5 Nilfheim
55.9 Shurrak
55.2 Mimring
51.7 Sujoah
48.8 Tor-Kul-Na
48.6 Braxas
47.7 Grimnak
44 Krug
40.6 Jotun
37.9 Ogre Warhulk
37.6 Greater Ice Elemental
36.5 Gurei-Oni
33.6 Torin
32.8 Su-Bak-Na
30.1 Brunak
30.1 Werewolf Lord
28.1 Feral Troll
26.7 Wyvern
26.6 Major Q9
26.2 Iron Golem
25.5 Ogre Pulverizer
25.2 Fen Hydra
24.4 Othkurik The Black Dragon
22.7 Dumutef Guard
21.4 Major Q10
17.6 Sir Dupuis
16.1 Zetacron
15 Ulginesh
14.1 Theracus
13.8 Tornak
11.5 Dünd
11 Me-Burq-Sa
10.6 Swog Rider
10.6 Nerak the Glacian Swog Rider

2 Figure Squads:

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15.1 Zettian Guards
12.8 Mezzodemon Warmongers
7 Death Knights of Valkrill

3 Figure Single Space Squads:

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33.4 Dzu-Teh
32.9 Quasatch Hunters
31.5 Sentinels of Jandar
26.8 Minions of Utgar
26.2 Horned Skull Brutes
25.6 Protectors of Ullar
23.3 Granite Guardians
23 Obsidian Guards
21 Omnicron Snipers
20.9 Gorillinators
19.7 Armoc Vipers
18 The Einar Imperium
17.2 Omnicron Repulsors
16.3 Warforged Soldiers
16 Death Chasers of Thesk
15.2 Rechets of Bogdan
15.2 Greenscale Warriors
14.9 Aubrien Archers
14.2 Shades of Bleakewoode
13.9 Roman Archers
13.8 Venoc Vipers
13.6 Capuan Gladiators
13.5 Elite Onyx Vipers
13.4 Izumi Samurai
13.1 Tagawa Samurai
13 Phantom Knights
12.9 Tagawa Samurai Archers
12.7 Anubian Wolves
12.1 Wolves of Badru
11.7 Marro Dividers
11.6 Arrow Gruts
11.5 Marro Drones
11.3 Kozuke Samurai
11.2 Marro Drudge
11.2 Marro Stingers
11 Shaolin Monks
10.8 Microcorp Agents
10.7 Mohican River Tribe
10.6 Warriors of Ashra
10 Fyorlag Spiders
9.9 Krav Maga Agents
9 Marrden Nagrubs
8.9 Zombies of Morindan
8.5 Ninjas of the Northern Wind
8.3 Deepwyrm Drow
7.8 Nakita Agents

3 Figure Double Space Squads:

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47.9 Templar Cavalry
32.9 Deathstalkers
29.9 Marro Cavalry (Grok Riders)
24.5 Marrden Hounds

4 Figure Squads:

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22.9 Tarn Viking Warriors
18.4 MacDirk Warriors
18.3 Deathreavers
17.6 Roman Legionnaires
17.3 Blade Gruts
17.2 Heavy Gruts
17 Sacred Band
16.8 Blastatrons
16.5 Knights of Weston
16.5 Axegrinders of Burning Forge
16.1 4th Massachusetts Line
15.7 Gladiatrons
15.5 Ashigaru Harquebus
15 Airborne Elite
14.8 10th Regiment of Foot
14.5 Marro Warriors
14.3 Ashigaru Yari
7 Goblin Cutters

Everything:

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118 Marro Hive
67.6 Zelrig
65.4 Wo-Sa-Ga
58.7 Charos
58.5 Nilfheim
55.9 Shurrak
55.2 Mimring
51.7 Sujoah
48.8 Tor-Kul-Na
48.6 Braxas
47.9 Templar Cavalry
47.7 Grimnak
44 Krug
40.6 Jotun
37.9 Ogre Warhulk
37.6 Greater Ice Elemental
36.5 Gurei-Oni
33.6 Torin
33.4 Dzu-Teh
32.9 Quasatch Hunters
32.9 Deathstalkers
32.8 Su-Bak-Na
31.6 Frost Giant of Morh
31.5 Sentinels of Jandar
30.1 Brunak
30.1 Werewolf Lord
29.9 Marro Cavalry (Grok Riders)
28.1 Feral Troll
26.8 Minions of Utgar
26.7 Wyvern
26.6 Moltenclaw
26.6 Major Q9
26.2 Iron Golem
26.2 Horned Skull Brutes
25.6 Protectors of Ullar
25.5 Ogre Pulverizer
25.2 Fen Hydra
24.6 Deathwalker 9000
24.5 Marrden Hounds
24.4 Othkurik The Black Dragon
23.3 Granite Guardians
23 Obsidian Guards
22.9 Tarn Viking Warriors
22.7 Dumutef Guard
21.4 Major Q10
21 Omnicron Snipers
20.9 Gorillinators
19.7 Armoc Vipers
18.4 MacDirk Warriors
18.3 Deathreavers
17.6 Deathwalker 8000
17.6 Sir Dupuis
17.6 Roman Legionnaires
17.3 Blade Gruts
17.2 Omnicron Repulsors
17.2 Heavy Gruts
17 Sacred Band
16.8 Blastatrons
16.5 Knights of Weston
16.5 Axegrinders of Burning Forge
16.3 Warforged Soldiers
16.1 Zetacron
16.1 4th Massachusetts Line
16 Death Chasers of Thesk
15.7 Gladiatrons
15.5 Ashigaru Harquebus
15.2 Rechets of Bogdan
15.2 Greenscale Warriors
15.1 Zettian Guards
15 Ulginesh
15 Airborne Elite
14.9 Aubrien Archers
14.8 10th Regiment of Foot
14.5 Marro Warriors
14.3 Ashigaru Yari
14.2 Shades of Bleakewoode
14.1 Theracus
13.9 Roman Archers
13.8 Tornak
13.8 Venoc Vipers
13.6 Capuan Gladiators
13.5 Elite Onyx Vipers
13.4 Izumi Samurai
13.1 Tagawa Samurai
13 Phantom Knights
12.9 Tagawa Samurai Archers
12.8 Mezzodemon Warmongers
12.7 Incredible Hulk
12.7 Anubian Wolves
12.2 Laglor (Vydar)
12.1 Earth Elemental
12.1 Wolves of Badru
11.8 Ice Troll Berserker
11.7 Marro Dividers
11.6 Arrow Gruts
11.5 Dünd
11.5 Marro Drones
11.3 Kozuke Samurai
11.2 Marro Drudge
11.2 Marro Stingers
11 Me-Burq-Sa
11 Shaolin Monks
10.8 Abomination
10.8 Microcorp Agents
10.7 Mohican River Tribe
10.6 Swog Rider
10.6 Nerak the Glacian Swog Rider
10.6 Warriors of Ashra
10.4 Venoc Warlord
10 Fyorlag Spiders
9.9 Krav Maga Agents
9.5 Air Elemental
9.1 Taelord the Kyrie Warrior
9.1 Atlaga
9 Marrden Nagrubs
8.9 Major X17
8.9 Zombies of Morindan
8.8 Master of the Hunt
8.5 Water Elemental
8.5 Ninjas of the Northern Wind
8.3 Deepwyrm Drow
7.9 Finn the Viking Champion
7.8 Nakita Agents
7.7 The Einar Imperium
7.5 Concan the Kyrie Warrior
7.5 Morsbane
7.2 Deathwalker 7000
7 Hatamoto Taro (Einar)
7 Death Knights of Valkrill
7 Goblin Cutters
6.7 Heirloom
6.6 Syvarris
6.4 Saylind the Kyrie Warrior
6.4 Ornak (Utgar)
6.4 Siege
6.3 Kee-Mo-Shi
6.1 Marcus Decimus Gallus
6.1 Valguard
6.1 Acolarh (Ullar)
5.8 Thanos
5.8 Empress Kiova
5.7 Sonlen
5.7 Darrak Ambershard
5.7 Kaemon Awa
5.6 Thorgrim the Viking Champion
5.6 Cyprien Esenwein
5.4 Silver Surfer
5.3 Migol Ironwill
5.3 White Wyrmling
5.2 Emirroon
5 Dr. Doom
4.9 Parmenio
4.9 Eldgrim the Viking Champion
4.9 Brandis Skyhunter
4.9 Rhogar Dragonspine
4.8 Warden 816
4.8 Mogrimm Forgehammer
4.7 Alastair MacDirk
4.7 Sir Gilbert (Jandar)
4.6 Kelda the Kyrie Warrior
4.6 Chardris
4.6 Tul-Bak-Ra
4.6 Mika Connour
4.5 Ne-Gok-Sa
4.5 Sgt. Drake Alexander
4.5 Pelloth
4.5 Sir Denrick
4.5 Johnny "Shotgun" Sullivan
4.5 Runa
4.5 Fire Elemental
4.5 Blue Wyrmling
4.4 Agent Carr
4.3 Raelin the Kyrie Warrior
4.3 Sgt. Drake Alexander
4.3 Marcu Esenwein
4.3 Red Wyrmling
4.3 Mind Flayer Mastermind
4.2 Raelin the Kyrie Warrior
4.2 Retiarius
4.2 Arkmer
4.2 Kurrok the Elementalist
4.1 Deadeye Dan
4.1 Spartacus
4.1 Eltahale
4 Venom
3.9 Crixus
3.9 Kato Katsuro
3.9 Sir Hawthorne
3.8 Khosumet the Darklord
3.8 James Murphy
3.8 Master Win Chiu Woo
3.7 Red Skull
3.7 Guilty McCreech
3.7 Sudema
3.7 Sonya Esenwein
3.6 Sahuagin Raider
3.5 Isamu
3.5 Iskra Esenwein
3.5 Evar Scarcarver
3.4 Iron Man
3.3 Erevan Sunshadow
3.3 Tandros Kreel
3.3 Estivara
3.2 Captain America
3.2 Brave Arrow
3.1 Ana Karithon
3.1 Jorhdawn
3 Black Wyrmling
2.9 Kyntela Gwyn
2.9 Sharwin Wildborn
2.7 Spider-Man
2.7 Drow Chainfighter
2.5 Shiori
2.5 Agent Skahen
2.4 Moriko
2.4 Kumiko
2.3 Otonashi

And the answer to my original question: Zelrig outweighed Wo-Sa-Ga by 2.2 grams and is the Heroscape Heavyweight Champion!

Other notes:
Blade Gruts are heavier than Heavy Gruts

Swogs and Nerak weigh the same, but not Quasatch and Dzu-Teh or Obsidian Guards and Granite Guardians (only off by 0.5 and 0.3 grams respectively)

Half of the top six heaviest 3 figure single space squads having the Flying ability

Heaviest...
Single Space Figure: Frost Giant of Morh at 31.6g
Double Space Figure: Zelrig at 67.6g
3 Figure Single Space Squad: Dzu-Teh at 33.4g
4 Figure Single Space Squad: Tarn Vikings at 22.9g

Lightest...
Single Space Figure: Otonashi at 2.3g
Double Space Figure: Nerak/Swog Rider tying at 10.6g
3 Figure Single Space Squad: Nakita Agents at 7.8g
4 Figure Single Space Squad: Goblin Cutters at 7g

I offer this in the spirit of even more irrelevant lists that have proceeded mine. I hope it'll be a welcome curiosity. I'd love to hear anything that sticks out to anyone.

[superfrog]

Did you weigh the Hive with or without the base?

[Ulysses]

Originally Posted by superfrog

Did you weigh the Hive with or without the base?

With the base.

[Sir Heroscape]

annnnd, this is amazing! I love it when community members do cool, quirky things like this. It's so interesting to find out....haha

[Flash_19]

Originally Posted by Ulysses

I offer this in the spirit of even more irreverent lists that have proceeded mine.

Is there such a thing as an irrelevant Heroscape list?

[Ulysses]

Originally Posted by Flash_19

Is there such a thing as an irrelevant Heroscape list?

Thanks for the catch, my phone keeps autocorrecting irrelevant to irreverent.

[Ulysses]

I fully expect an online event where you draft based on weight restrictions 😆

[lefton4ya]

Originally Posted by Ulysses

I offer this in the spirit of even more irreverent lists that have proceeded mine.

In the spirit of:
The Definitive List of Pants in Heroscape
The definitive list of smells per general
The Definitive List of Weapon in Heroscape

But also really useful for shipping purposes, in addition to Product Weights & Sizes -- The Definitive List

[Ulysses]

Originally Posted by lefton4ya

In the spirit of:
The Definitive List of Pants in Heroscape
The definitive list of smells per general
The Definitive List of Weapon in Heroscape

But also really useful for shipping purposes, in addition to Product Weights & Sizes -- The Definitive List

I had not seen the definitive smells list! Thank you for the laugh!

[Hahnarama]

I fraking love it when nerds have too much time on their hands.

[legoboy]

This is the best use of Covid based free time ever!

[Typhon2222]

This is fantastic.