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Obama wants pay freeze. I don't think he understands that cold cash is just an expression.
U.S. denounces leak of secret papers in a classified memo recently published on WikiLeaks.
Intriguing: Montell Jordan to preach. More Intriguing: Montell Jordan to also become a contestant on Survivor.
Ex-boyfriend charged with murder. Yeah, if you kill someone, that tends to break off the relationship.
Janet Jackson on her body. Please! I'm trying to eat!
Bugs chew through sacred art. Pity, because Dogs Playing Poker was my favorite masterpiece.
Ever seen a partridge in a pear tree? No, but I have seen eight maids a-milkin' on Cinemax.
Pair's first home holds surprise: meth. The realtor promised cocaine!