[Heroscaper Guy]

A robber has been watching a house for several days to make sure that the owners are gone. When he's absolutely certain they are gone, he breaks into their house. When he gets into the living room, he hears a loud voice say, "God is watching you!" "Who's there?" he yells while turning around. "God is watching you!" the voice says again, causing the robber to turn towards the source of the sound: a large parrot. "You're a cute bird, aren't you? What's your name, birdie?" "Edmund," the bird replies. "Edmund, who names their bird Edmund?" the robber says. "The same person who names their pit-bull God," replies the parrot.