June 28th, 2013, 08:53 AM
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Joseph King, Retired
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Join Date: November 23, 2012
Location: USA-TX-Plano
Posts: 1,041
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Re: The Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by Crixus33
There is a Magician who works on a Cruise Ship. He had a pet parrot. After a few years the parrot learned how all the tricks work and began giving them away.
"*Squack* its up his sleeve," or "*Rawk* its in a hidden compartment *Rawk*," it would say. After a month the spectators became disinterested with the show and less and less came. Finally during one of those shows as the parrot was ruining yet another trick the Magician whips out a 9 millimeter out of his magic hat and shoots at the bird. The parrot is narrowly missed and the bullet strikes a propane tank blowing up the whole ship. Only the Magician and parrot survive clinging to a piece of wood. After the Magician giving a death stare to the parrot for two days the parrot finally looks around and says, "Okay I give up where's the darn* ship."
*I'm not allowed using the joke's intended word I think
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Please do share the rest of your jokes when you want
Jokes Everyday
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Originally Posted by Ninja Status
theats, allow me to introduce you to Rexmax2 he's our personal Heroscaper entertainer .
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