June 28th, 2013, 06:17 PM
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Joseph King, Retired
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Join Date: November 23, 2012
Location: USA-TX-Plano
Posts: 1,041
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Re: The Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by kevindola
How can you tell if you are at a Mezzodemon nudist colony?
Why is plumbing a dangerous job on Marr?
Evar, Siege, and Sudema were all walking down the street together when the topic of exes came up. The boys, wanting to impress, started to brag.
Siege started, 'Want to know what I do with my ex? I activate CRAG OF STEEL and become a rock solid impenatrable fortress and can strike at all around me.'
Scarcarver laughed, 'Want to know what I do with my ex? My FROST RAGE becomes uncontrollable and I can smash even the toughest of foes or even 2!.'
The men turned towards Sudema with an air of superiorty.
'And what about you?'
Sudema kept walking and replied, 'I don't have an ex. I just have one more garden statue.'
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I gotta love the heroscape jokes
Jokes Everyday
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Originally Posted by Ninja Status
theats, allow me to introduce you to Rexmax2 he's our personal Heroscaper entertainer .
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