July 26th, 2007, 06:58 PM
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Raconteur Extraordinaire
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Join Date: November 6, 2006
Location: * Canada - Oshawa, ONT
Posts: 3,066
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Originally Posted by NiteRaider
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Originally Posted by Aldin
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Originally Posted by NiteRaider
Here's one:
A man lies dead in an alley with a gun in one hand and a tape recorder on the floor. A concerned police officer walks over and gets the tape recorder and plays the message. The message says "I'm ending my life because I went bankrupt" followed by a gunshot. The police officer files a homicide report instead of a suicide report.
Why?
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Because someone rewound the tape.
~Aldin, who needs to add one of his own
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Specifically, the guy who killed the man (the answer is right)
A man rides his car to a hotel. When he goes to the hotel, he is bankrupt. How?
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He's playing monopoly and landed on Boardwalk.
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