[ABOMINATION]

Breakthrough! Antimatter Created and Captured after Trying to Escape the Laboratory.

Rangel: I'm 'As Clean as the Driven Snow That Someone Peed On'

Which Airport Security Measure Are You Most Opposed To Besides Every. Single. Stupid. One.

House Dems vote to keep Pelosi as leader since they don't feel like finding some other loon.

Everyone sharing the pain of higher health costs. What's more, the health care isn't working since it's causing pain.

Candid camera, in his head. Surgeons operate, and successfully remove it.