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Who won the debate? A: Everybody watching cartoons on another network.
Clinton to Sanders: 'If you have something to say, say it' Sanders to Clinton: 'Ok, you have fleas. There! I said it.'
Officers break rules, save baby. Wait -- it's against the rules to save a baby???
370-mph 'bullet' fueled by batteries. Has Duracell gone too far?
F-15s to protect Super Bowl; will drop bombs if their team starts to lose.
Saudi to lash poet instead of killing him. Mimes, on the other hand...
Girl's killing plotted over fast food? McMurder, She Wrote.
Robot re-creates Tiger's hole in one, then re-creates his numerous affairs when its programming went haywire.
Garbage fire visible from space. I wish those Martians would mind their own business.

Bob Elliott, half of duo Bob and Ray, dies at 92. You'll be missed, Wally Ballou.
"This is Ray Goulding reminding you to write if you get work."
"This is Bob Elliott reminding you to hang by your thumbs."