During our travel to GenCon: R˙chean, Imax, and I passed by the main WalMart HQ in Bentonville, AR, twice. I told them that we should do a commando-style raid on the facility to liberate the Castles and Wave 5s. However, when they started "debriefing" themselves, I said, "WTF?"
Then they both replied, "Isn't that what you meant by 'going in, commando-style'?"
At that point I realized that it was a failed endeavor and told Ry to just keep on driving to Indy and put his underwear back on.
True story.
Mostly. 