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TSA: Despite objections, all passengers must be screened for cooties and heebie-jeebies.
What's Darth Vader doing in Dubai? Answer: Shopping 'til he drops!
Bush: NATO allies let U.S. down by not passing "Europe Loves Bush Day" into law.
Running for prez on reality TV? Has Tyra Banks gone too far?
Ready for @facebook.com e-mail? Uh, no. Not really.
Heart drugs, supplements a risky mix; but not quite as much fun as Mentos and Coca-Cola.
Couple wipe out $88K debt in 3 years by selling kids on ebay.
Congress back for lame-duck session. Quack!
Suu Kyl calls for dialogue with Myanmar over problems with people mispronouncing their names.
Qantas flight makes emergency landing after the pilot realized the UPS truck arrived at his house with his XBox 360.
Rangel walks out of ethics hearing. Is that another ethics violation?
GM unveiling Buick hybrid: It's a cross between one Buick model that nobody's buying with another Buick model that nobody's buying.
Bush's answer to 'Why Iraq?': Because it was there.