Ohhhh...gotcha. I don't think any of us realized that that was the case. I totally understand now. We all thought that you were just holding out for selfish reasons, but now I see that it was something else entirely. I apologize for giving you such a hard time, sorry for the misunderstanding.
And, seriously, go buy every one of those things that you can possibly get your hands on! You can sell the EOV alone on Ebay for more than $13, and that would pay for having all the extra MS to use. Seriously, go buy them all! I know that I would...