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So Theats, SBN, and DMX died and went to heaven. At the gate Saint Peter said the only rule in heaven was that they couldn't step on the ducks. They entered heaven only to find ducks everywhere. A few days went by and DMX stepped on a duck. St. Peter came down with one of the ugliest girls in heaven and told DMX that they would be bound together for enternity because he stepped on a duck. A few weeks went by and SBN stepped on a duck. St. Peter came and bound SBN to another extremely ugly girl and said they must be together forever because he stepped on a duck. After a few months of not stepping on ducks St. Peter came down to Theats and bound him to the most beautiful girl imaginable for eternity. Theats didn't question Peter but wondered aloud what he did to deserve this amazing treatment. To this the woman replied "I don't know what the heck you did but I stepped on a duck!"
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