Forum: Other Media
March 16th, 2014, 09:24 PM
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Forum: Other Media
February 21st, 2014, 07:50 AM
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Forum: Other Media
December 11th, 2013, 09:43 PM
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Re: The Joke Thread with 12 Jokes of Jokes-mas!
Thank you very much! Glad I can reach people not only on heroscapers but friends and family! Also if you have a joke you really love, send it in for the 12 jokes of Jokesmas![/QUOTE]
Too many of...
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Forum: Other Media
October 26th, 2013, 12:44 PM
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Replies: 1,067
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Re: The Joke Thread, new jokes everyday!
Here's a quiz:
1. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
You open the door and shove him in.
2. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
You open the door, take the giraffe out,...
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Forum: Other Media
October 26th, 2013, 10:54 AM
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Replies: 1,067
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Forum: Other Media
October 23rd, 2013, 05:24 PM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
Re: The Joke Thread, new jokes everyday!
Two friends, Jack and Greg loved baseball. They coached their kids little league teams and played in the town's adult baseball league. They were also very religious and one question constantly...
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Forum: Other Media
October 21st, 2013, 04:57 PM
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Re: The Joke Thread, new jokes everyday!
A stalwart young missionary was chased through the African bush for a whole day by a ferocious lion. Finally the missionary found himself cornered and, in despair, fell to his knees and prayed for...
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Forum: Other Media
October 18th, 2013, 10:34 PM
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Replies: 1,067
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Re: The Joke Thread, new jokes everyday!
I dunno
http://www.wallgc.com/images/2013/01/cats-animals-kittens-background-us.jpg[/QUOTE]
Fine I tried to make it a little less morbid, if you have heard the original joke you probably would...
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Forum: Other Media
October 18th, 2013, 09:32 PM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
Re: The Joke Thread, new jokes everyday!
Kind of a morbid joke but whenever I've heard it told its gotten a laugh: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead kittens?
There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.:runaway:
I did...
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Forum: Other Media
October 12th, 2013, 10:44 AM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
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Forum: Other Media
October 12th, 2013, 10:34 AM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
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Forum: Other Media
October 6th, 2013, 09:47 PM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
Re: The Joke Thread, new jokes everyday!
Two men are brought into a room, a mathematician and an engineer. Then a beautiful woman is set at the other end of the room. A man says to the mathematician and engineer, "You can have the women,...
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Forum: Other Media
September 26th, 2013, 05:06 PM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
Re: The Joke Thread, new jokes everyday!
A blonde is rowing a boat out in the middle of her front yard.
Another blonde is passing by on the sidewalk. She stops and asks, "What are you doing?"
The other replies, "I'm in the middle of a...
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Forum: Other Media
September 19th, 2013, 09:40 PM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
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Forum: Other Media
August 23rd, 2013, 04:01 PM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
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Forum: Other Media
August 22nd, 2013, 06:43 PM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
Re: The Joke Thread, new jokes everyday!
Two more that I don't find that funny but have been told:
Why did the girl fall of her swing?
she got hit by an ax
What has wheels and is green?
grass I lied about the wheels
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Forum: Other Media
August 21st, 2013, 10:57 PM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
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Forum: Other Media
August 21st, 2013, 05:59 PM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
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Forum: Other Media
August 21st, 2013, 03:53 PM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
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Forum: Other Media
August 19th, 2013, 09:09 PM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
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Forum: Other Media
August 14th, 2013, 11:23 AM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
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Forum: Other Media
August 13th, 2013, 09:34 PM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
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Forum: Other Media
August 12th, 2013, 09:50 AM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
Re: The Joke Thread, new jokes everyday!
Two boys went over to their grandmother's house to spend the weekend. On the first night both boys knelt by their bed to pray together. They began by thanking God for all he had done for them and...
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Forum: Other Media
August 11th, 2013, 10:44 AM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
Re: The Joke Thread, new jokes everyday!
During a job interview, the employer said, "Here at Micro Corporations* we have a high policy for cleanliness, did you wipe your feet on the welcome mat at the front doors."
The applicant replied,...
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Forum: Other Media
June 30th, 2013, 09:46 PM
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Replies: 1,067
Views: 115,740
Re: The Joke Thread
A man entered a pub to order a drink. As he sat at the bar he watched a man approach another custom and take the seat next to him. The bar patron could tell both men were obviously very drunk. He...
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