Valhalla TV
 

It's hard fighting in Valhalla for some general you don't even know with a bunch of random fighters from places you've never heard of. What's a warrior to do? Well, why not watch one of the many shows on Valhalla TV? Popular shows among the Warriors of the Wellsprings include...

DeathWalker, Texas Ranger

The Late Late Show with Concan O'Brien

The Doggin Whisperer

Two & a Half Minions

How I Met Your Marro

Everybody Loves Retiarius

Shaolin Monk

Sgt. Drake & Josh

iCarr

CSI: Feylund

Marro... with Children

CNN (Carr News Network)

SNL (Saturday Night Laglor)

MarrBusters

Extreme Makeover: Archkyrie Edition

Rules of Leaving Engagement

The Suite Life on Drake

The Thorgrim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Desperate Hivewives

Concan the Barbarian

Fyorlag Family Feud

Jersey Shurrak

Valhalla's Funniest Home Videos

ESPN (Esenwein Sports Network)

The Alastair Griffith Show

Kumiko & Kelda Kardashian

The Omnicron Office

Animal Planet's Venocs 101

Rachael Ray (with guest chef Mittens!)

Courage, the Cowardly Doggin

At this rate, I don't think anyone will be bored on Valhalla anytime soon! Can you name each show that every fake program on the list is parodying? Makes me wanna go to Valhalla myself just to see the shows!

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I've always prefered "9,000 Ways To Die" (Based off of the popular story of the 9000 deaths of Deathwakler 9000)

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:rofl: Seriosly I lost my breath for a minute, maybe because I did not stop laughing before reading each consecutive one. how about these other great shows that have been cancelled:
Brandis the Vampire Slayer.
StarWalk: Major Space Q9
Deadeyewood
Charos in Charge
The Fearless Prince of Toril Air
Anubian Roadshow
My Favorite Marro
Moriko and Mimring
Mimring & Me
WSG: Summercrush
My So Called Lifedrain
Knight Rider (starring Dupuis Hasselhoff)

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I never miss "This Old Hive" or "Are You Smarter Than a Quasatch?"

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I remember an old ScapeTalk moment:
"This Sir Hasslehorne kid and his backstab screwed me over!" or something to that extent.

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Or
The Shaolins
The Biggest Laglor
American Gorrilinator
The Big Bang Theory (Starring Deathwalker 7000)

they also watch reruns of:
James Bonding
And all Chuck Nerak movies

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Don't forget Krug of Queens!