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Posted May 26th, 2010 at 05:55 PM by Sylvano the Wasabus
Iíve always thought of small children as a form of Marr.
Theyíre sneaky, conniving and manipulative (mindshackle 3 anyone?)
They reach out for you with claw-like little hands and try to pull you into the leaky green diaper world that they inhabit. Their faces are drooly goo covered noise-making contraptions that stare and bite. And they snore.

My rampant three year old truly has a personality that is wild. He is old enough to speak, and heís quite good at stringing together thoughts and concepts. For example, we were having a discussion about the women at his daycare. I asked him why there were no men there, to which he replied men donít like daycare. The following conversation ensued:
ME: So whatís the difference between men and women anyway? How are boys and girls different?
3 year old: Women have long hair.
ME: You used to have long hair.
3 year old: (thoughtful silence) Girls wear pink.
ME: I...

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