Type A, Type J
Posted October 8th, 2010 at 02:48 PM by Sylvano the Wasabus
A casual acquaintance remarked to me the other day that I was a type A person. I freaked! What the hell was his problem? I’m way better at analyzing things than he is and I have fully believed for a long time that I’m a type B.
In case you don’t know, a Type A is a rushy rusherson, always worried about time, competitive, has “free floating hostility” (whatever the ^%$%# that means) and is impatient. Allegedly.
I guess that kind of sounds like me in some ways on some days. That disturbs me. I’d always thought I was an easy going, happy Type B-er.
I guess I’ve morphed into a sort of AB thing- the A stuff was thrust upon me by circumstances out of my control- divorce, children, job stresses. Maybe if you’re a type B and you’re relaxed and don’t take care of stuff it piles up, becomes sentient and chases you, making you into a Type A?
I did some reading and a bunch of Type A scientists disagreed and debunked the whole A-B theory. (as an interesting side note all the debunkers identify as type A; I guess the type B-ers just never got around to writing about it, the lazy do-nothings)
So if the A-B system doesn’t really work there must be a better way to classify human personality. I propose a new better, system to help sort people into piles where they can be mad at each other. It must be characteristic of my Type to make new systems....
To help you out I’ve added a potential dating rating, first date ideas and suggestions for gifts for those hard to buy for Types.
The new system:
Type A folks tend to be withdrawn and may appear anti-social. They have their own group of friends but they don’t really mix with other groups much. They have their boundaries, and as long as you respect them, you’ll get along fine.
Dating Rating: If you’re type A, only date other type As. Dating the other types may seem like a good idea initially but you won’t be able to stand them for long. If you’re not a type A and you’re dating a type A, be careful. It may seem like a game but once the wrist and leg restraints are on, you’re trapped.
First Date: A walk in the woods
Gift Idea: Inspirational mood music made of natural sounds, dream catchers, tarantulas.
Type E folks are confrontational and like to argue. Sometimes in the middle of an argument they will switch sides. They can be impulsive and quick to anger, and even worse, slow to back down.
Dating Rating: dating type E folks is always an adventure. They are passionate to a fault and sometimes that is good and sometimes if you’re on the wrong end, it’s not so good. Let them win the arguments if it’s not really important. It will be better for you in the long run if you can stay alive.
First Date: Rock climbing, hang gliding, sheep shearing
Gift Idea: a gift certificate for counseling and anger management. They’ll be furious, but they just might go.
Type J people are true hearted but vain. They believe in doing what’s right and will usually follow through to the end, as long as they look good doing it.
Dating Rating: it’s hard to get a type J interested- you must be beautiful, almost perfect. But once you’re in, a Type J will stand by you no matter what.
First Date: Somewhere public, where you will be seen. A busy beach, the opera, the mall.
Gift Idea: Spa treatments, wing combs, mirrors, gift certificate to a portrait studio, gym memberships.
Type U1 people are passive-aggressive. And they hold grudges for a long, long time.
Dating Rating: U1s are hard to have relationships with. They blame their problems on you and will take the credit for things you do. They’re the most likely Type to become stalkers.
First Date: Bad movie. They’ll enjoy complaining about it and they’ll feel clever doing it.
Gift Idea: A rubik’s cube and some C3 plastic explosive.
Type U2 people are often selfish megalomaniacs. They only value others for what they can deliver. They have no pity, little compassion and are often greedy and have sweaty hands.
Dating Rating: Do you like sweaty hands? If you do, find a U2. Make sure you always seem helpful and useful and never make fun of them where they can hear you. And don’t mention the sweaty hands...
First Date: A rave, paint ball, bowling.
Gift Idea: Board games, miniature games, RPGs and RPGs.
Type V1 are reclusive folks, often plagued with mental illness, especially persecution and victim complexes. Though they participate in society their quietness suggests that they may have other motivations for their actions. These are the folks who end up living alone with ninety cats.
Dating Rating: If you’re into the Militia movement, this could be the right date for you.
First Date: Three day wilderness survival camp.
Gift Idea: Gold bullion, personal safes, canteens, whip sword.
Type V2 is scary. These folks are psychopaths and arsonists. True sociopaths, they have no real feelings of their own and can define themselves only by their affect on others.
Dating Rating: If you’re a Sid Vicious fan, this type might be for you. If not, stay out of range- they like to throw things.
First Date: protesting at G8, setting police cars on fire
Gift Idea: his and her gas masks
What type are you?
In case you don’t know, a Type A is a rushy rusherson, always worried about time, competitive, has “free floating hostility” (whatever the ^%$%# that means) and is impatient. Allegedly.
I guess that kind of sounds like me in some ways on some days. That disturbs me. I’d always thought I was an easy going, happy Type B-er.
I guess I’ve morphed into a sort of AB thing- the A stuff was thrust upon me by circumstances out of my control- divorce, children, job stresses. Maybe if you’re a type B and you’re relaxed and don’t take care of stuff it piles up, becomes sentient and chases you, making you into a Type A?
I did some reading and a bunch of Type A scientists disagreed and debunked the whole A-B theory. (as an interesting side note all the debunkers identify as type A; I guess the type B-ers just never got around to writing about it, the lazy do-nothings)
So if the A-B system doesn’t really work there must be a better way to classify human personality. I propose a new better, system to help sort people into piles where they can be mad at each other. It must be characteristic of my Type to make new systems....
To help you out I’ve added a potential dating rating, first date ideas and suggestions for gifts for those hard to buy for Types.
The new system:
Type A folks tend to be withdrawn and may appear anti-social. They have their own group of friends but they don’t really mix with other groups much. They have their boundaries, and as long as you respect them, you’ll get along fine.
Dating Rating: If you’re type A, only date other type As. Dating the other types may seem like a good idea initially but you won’t be able to stand them for long. If you’re not a type A and you’re dating a type A, be careful. It may seem like a game but once the wrist and leg restraints are on, you’re trapped.
First Date: A walk in the woods
Gift Idea: Inspirational mood music made of natural sounds, dream catchers, tarantulas.
Type E folks are confrontational and like to argue. Sometimes in the middle of an argument they will switch sides. They can be impulsive and quick to anger, and even worse, slow to back down.
Dating Rating: dating type E folks is always an adventure. They are passionate to a fault and sometimes that is good and sometimes if you’re on the wrong end, it’s not so good. Let them win the arguments if it’s not really important. It will be better for you in the long run if you can stay alive.
First Date: Rock climbing, hang gliding, sheep shearing
Gift Idea: a gift certificate for counseling and anger management. They’ll be furious, but they just might go.
Type J people are true hearted but vain. They believe in doing what’s right and will usually follow through to the end, as long as they look good doing it.
Dating Rating: it’s hard to get a type J interested- you must be beautiful, almost perfect. But once you’re in, a Type J will stand by you no matter what.
First Date: Somewhere public, where you will be seen. A busy beach, the opera, the mall.
Gift Idea: Spa treatments, wing combs, mirrors, gift certificate to a portrait studio, gym memberships.
Type U1 people are passive-aggressive. And they hold grudges for a long, long time.
Dating Rating: U1s are hard to have relationships with. They blame their problems on you and will take the credit for things you do. They’re the most likely Type to become stalkers.
First Date: Bad movie. They’ll enjoy complaining about it and they’ll feel clever doing it.
Gift Idea: A rubik’s cube and some C3 plastic explosive.
Type U2 people are often selfish megalomaniacs. They only value others for what they can deliver. They have no pity, little compassion and are often greedy and have sweaty hands.
Dating Rating: Do you like sweaty hands? If you do, find a U2. Make sure you always seem helpful and useful and never make fun of them where they can hear you. And don’t mention the sweaty hands...
First Date: A rave, paint ball, bowling.
Gift Idea: Board games, miniature games, RPGs and RPGs.
Type V1 are reclusive folks, often plagued with mental illness, especially persecution and victim complexes. Though they participate in society their quietness suggests that they may have other motivations for their actions. These are the folks who end up living alone with ninety cats.
Dating Rating: If you’re into the Militia movement, this could be the right date for you.
First Date: Three day wilderness survival camp.
Gift Idea: Gold bullion, personal safes, canteens, whip sword.
Type V2 is scary. These folks are psychopaths and arsonists. True sociopaths, they have no real feelings of their own and can define themselves only by their affect on others.
Dating Rating: If you’re a Sid Vicious fan, this type might be for you. If not, stay out of range- they like to throw things.
First Date: protesting at G8, setting police cars on fire
Gift Idea: his and her gas masks
What type are you?
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I don't fit into any of those catagories.
I am a laid back, easy going, can't ruffle my feathers kind of guy. My only true fault is that I am a PROCRASTENATOR extreme. Also, I'm old, fat and ugly but I have an advantage in that I get to look at all the young, thin and pretty people and they get to look at me.  |
Posted October 8th, 2010 at 04:20 PM by Bolo
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setting police cars on fire
 Awesome blog! |
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Posted October 8th, 2010 at 05:08 PM by flameslayer93
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Why are all the categories so negative? My possible future girlfriend is none of these. And I was looking forward to figuring out what to buy her...
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Posted October 8th, 2010 at 06:36 PM by Shockma Ranyk
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I finally got it
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Posted October 8th, 2010 at 08:38 PM by LordEsenwienIV
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Me too!
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Posted October 8th, 2010 at 09:26 PM by NilfheimPwns
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Well, that's probably not how I'd classify Type E, personally.
 According to this I probably fit best in type A. Hmm...  |
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Posted October 8th, 2010 at 10:55 PM by Lord Pyre
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Yeah, and I don't think the "vain" thing fits with type J.
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Posted October 9th, 2010 at 12:51 PM by NilfheimPwns
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I'm a type v1
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Posted October 9th, 2010 at 02:18 PM by Gladitor
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Type U2.
Deal with it. |
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Posted October 9th, 2010 at 08:47 PM by Kaiser Cat
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I'm definitely a type E
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Posted October 20th, 2010 at 07:07 PM by Siggurd The Frost Giant
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