Call me a woman, but I've already started thinking about Christmas presents. Not for me, for my family members, my aunt in particular. She's pretty darn tootin awesome, and I want to get her a present that reflects that.

My aunt is a big Billy Joel fan. I am too, thanks to her. So I was thinking about what type of present to get her, and all of a sudden I had a crazy idea; why not get her a autographed copy of Joel's first album, The Piano Man? Sound impossible? Yeah, my dad thought so too. Billy Joel isn't touring anymore, so I couldn't get an autograph that way. And to be absolutely honest, Joel can be kinda mean sometimes. He's got this cynical thing going. There's a reason why they call him The Angry Young Man! So how am I going to get an autograph?

I went to his official website, and at the bottom of the page there was a "Connect with Billy Joel" link. Bingo. I was hoping for an email address or something, but all I got was a link...