This Old Orc!
This old Orc; he rolled one
Hes not having any fun!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled two
The Swog told him what to do!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled three
He rolled three at Grimnaks knee!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled four
Next to Tornak at the door!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled five
Dino buds on either side!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled six
Finn plus Taelord; Astrid Glyph!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled seven
Castle height and four-Swog-heaven!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled eight
Cap, Finn, both Champs, Gilbert Grape!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled nine
Crevcor, Astrid, Champs, great height!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled ten
Ne-Gok-Sa Mindshackled them!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

By: Tablewalker
Hes not having any fun!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled two
The Swog told him what to do!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled three
He rolled three at Grimnaks knee!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled four
Next to Tornak at the door!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled five
Dino buds on either side!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled six
Finn plus Taelord; Astrid Glyph!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled seven
Castle height and four-Swog-heaven!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled eight
Cap, Finn, both Champs, Gilbert Grape!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled nine
Crevcor, Astrid, Champs, great height!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

This old Orc; he rolled ten
Ne-Gok-Sa Mindshackled them!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!

By: Tablewalker
Total Comments 18
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lol that is funny as hell and catchy!
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Posted April 14th, 2008 at 07:29 PM by albertic26
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Hold on, How can he roll 10 in the last one?
and 7 in the 7th one?? |
Posted May 18th, 2008 at 09:08 AM by TR DEADEYE
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7 he has extreme hight which gives 2 for height. and are you including the glyph when counting the one for 10?
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Posted May 18th, 2008 at 11:44 AM by southwest ninja
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Nice...
Do one with Marro. There army is a bit bigger. |
Posted June 5th, 2008 at 11:37 AM by Elf_Archer
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Hilarious! Doing another one with Marro would be awesome because you could include the Marro Hive.
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Posted June 11th, 2008 at 07:46 PM by THE Reno
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Posted July 14th, 2008 at 06:23 PM by dude333
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That so cool!
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Posted August 27th, 2008 at 06:23 PM by WorldBuilder
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With the new rule realeased that says you can't have two of the same unique unit even by mindshaackle, this old orc never rolled a ten.
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Posted August 27th, 2008 at 06:39 PM by Einar's puppy
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Classic!
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Posted August 27th, 2008 at 10:53 PM by Hex_Enduction_Hour
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lol
thats funny and catchy |
Posted October 5th, 2008 at 02:22 AM by Zero
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Me likee...
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Posted December 6th, 2008 at 12:09 PM by Claws of Death
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HA!THAT'S FUNNY!
10 Doesn't work though |
Posted August 11th, 2009 at 07:45 PM by the kyrie
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lol, but in the last picture i count: two base attack, 1 height, glyph, 4 from champs an taelord,
that makes 2+1+1+4+1= 9 (wow, i can count) where is the tenth one? |
Posted October 6th, 2009 at 02:27 PM by mr.potato
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their always short one die but otherwise hilarious!!!
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Posted October 7th, 2009 at 02:59 PM by demonslayer101
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excuse me almost every time
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Posted October 7th, 2009 at 02:59 PM by demonslayer101
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