This Month's Heroscopes
Posted February 18th, 2010 at 11:07 AM by Sylvano the Wasabus
Updated February 18th, 2010 at 11:13 AM by Sylvano the Wasabus
Updated February 18th, 2010 at 11:13 AM by Sylvano the Wasabus
After consulting with a mysterious psychic (my cat), some tea leaves (well it was more of a bag) and the stars (Angie Jolie was most helpful) I have managed to compile this list of Heroscopes for the coming month or so:
If you were summoned to Valhalla by Vydar
You’re not really sure what direction you’re heading. You always feel pulled in many different directions, but tend to play it safe. You think others are talking about you and maybe even plotting against you. You’ll buy D1 to show the others that you are with them but no one knows if you’re really going to open it when you get home.
If you were summoned to Valhalla by Aquilla
You may have trouble deciding between purchasing D1 and getting another tarantula. Both interest you and now that you think of it, wouldn’t HS terrain look good in your spider terrarium? A new love interest hovers; be careful not to show your teeth too soon and scare them off.
If you were summoned to Valhalla by Jandar
You are anxiously awaiting the release of D1. You may have reservations about DnD Scape, but you mostly keep them to yourself and are willing to fall on your own sword for the sake of the majority. You may face some financial uncertainty this month, but it can be overcome by some determined eyebrow work and shouting.
If you were summoned to Valhalla by Ullar
Your frustration this coming month can only be matched by your frustration from last month. Just when you think you’ve got everything aligned and working well it comes apart. Though it never seems to be your fault it may be time to consider that it might be your fault. Try to avoid major purchases and commitments this month; but then you always do, don’t you? Someone you play regularly with secretly hates you.
If you were summoned to Valhalla by Utgar
The DnD boosters have been designed especially for you. The rest of the world doesn’t really matter, just take what you want and pay for it if you have to. A dead in-law may cause problems; try using more cement next time. Focus on finishing tasks and completely clearing out those who oppose you.
If you were summoned to Valhalla by Einar
Although you initially hated DnD Scape, the attractive new boosters in D1 will quickly affirm what you already suspect: that you’re starting to really like DnD stuff and it’s the best thing since sliced gruts. People are talking about you and that makes you happy. A social event or a tournament beckons; don’t hesitate to go and do wear that snappy new outfit, accessory or weapon.
If you were summoned to Valhalla by Vydar
You’re not really sure what direction you’re heading. You always feel pulled in many different directions, but tend to play it safe. You think others are talking about you and maybe even plotting against you. You’ll buy D1 to show the others that you are with them but no one knows if you’re really going to open it when you get home.
If you were summoned to Valhalla by Aquilla
You may have trouble deciding between purchasing D1 and getting another tarantula. Both interest you and now that you think of it, wouldn’t HS terrain look good in your spider terrarium? A new love interest hovers; be careful not to show your teeth too soon and scare them off.
If you were summoned to Valhalla by Jandar
You are anxiously awaiting the release of D1. You may have reservations about DnD Scape, but you mostly keep them to yourself and are willing to fall on your own sword for the sake of the majority. You may face some financial uncertainty this month, but it can be overcome by some determined eyebrow work and shouting.
If you were summoned to Valhalla by Ullar
Your frustration this coming month can only be matched by your frustration from last month. Just when you think you’ve got everything aligned and working well it comes apart. Though it never seems to be your fault it may be time to consider that it might be your fault. Try to avoid major purchases and commitments this month; but then you always do, don’t you? Someone you play regularly with secretly hates you.
If you were summoned to Valhalla by Utgar
The DnD boosters have been designed especially for you. The rest of the world doesn’t really matter, just take what you want and pay for it if you have to. A dead in-law may cause problems; try using more cement next time. Focus on finishing tasks and completely clearing out those who oppose you.
If you were summoned to Valhalla by Einar
Although you initially hated DnD Scape, the attractive new boosters in D1 will quickly affirm what you already suspect: that you’re starting to really like DnD stuff and it’s the best thing since sliced gruts. People are talking about you and that makes you happy. A social event or a tournament beckons; don’t hesitate to go and do wear that snappy new outfit, accessory or weapon.
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Ha! I like it! I was summoned by Ullar. Do you mean my little brother secretly hates me? There might be some sabotage afoot...
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Posted February 18th, 2010 at 07:03 PM by BassistofDoom
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If you were summoned to Valhalla by Einar
Although you initially hated DnD Scape, the attractive new boosters in D1 will quickly affirm what you already suspect: that you’re starting to really like DnD stuff and it’s the best thing since sliced gruts. People are talking about you and that makes you happy. A social event or a tournament beckons; don’t hesitate to go and do wear that snappy new outfit, accessory or weapon. Fits me to a T, really. |
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Posted February 18th, 2010 at 10:23 PM by Einar's puppy
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I think the reactions (in both directions) to D&D are accurate if a little extreme for me, but I have gotten a lot of rep lately (good and bad)...I just wonder where this supposed tournament is (haven't been to one in a while)...
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Posted February 18th, 2010 at 11:08 PM by NecroBlade
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Originally Posted by Sylvano, his cat, a bag of pot er... tea leaves, and a woman who turned her self into a blow fish
If you were summoned to Valhalla by Jandar You are anxiously awaiting the release of D1. You may have reservations about DnD Scape, but you mostly keep them to yourself and are willing to fall on your own sword for the sake of the majority. You may face some financial uncertainty this month, but it can be overcome by some determined eyebrow work and shouting.  |
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Posted February 20th, 2010 at 01:03 PM by J4Jandar
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If you were summoned to Valhalla by Jandar
You are anxiously awaiting the release of D1. You may have reservations about DnD Scape, but you mostly keep them to yourself and are willing to fall on your own sword for the sake of the majority. You may face some financial uncertainty this month, but it can be overcome by some determined eyebrow work and shouting. |
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Posted February 20th, 2010 at 01:21 PM by Prometheus
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Shouting and eyebrow work usually entails the eternal struggle of two titans of the Lawrence household battling over the importance of want versus need.
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Posted February 20th, 2010 at 01:53 PM by J4Jandar
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If you were summoned to Valhalla by Thormun
You are secretly planning on stealing everyone's D1's and throwing them over a cliff like the Grinch!  |
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Posted February 22nd, 2010 at 03:34 PM by rednax
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If you were summoned to Valhalla by Utgar
The DnD boosters have been designed especially for you. The rest of the world doesn’t really matter, just take what you want and pay for it if you have to. A dead in-law may cause problems; try using more cement next time. Focus on finishing tasks and completely clearing out those who oppose you. Yeehaw! That's what I'm talkin' bout. This is a little late, but oh well :P Fits me quite nicely, though  |
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Posted October 27th, 2011 at 03:05 PM by flameslayer93
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