The internet is a fantastic place in the sense that a person can find anything. The downside? A person can find anything. There are things that if viewed might permanently sear themselves into an unwary viewer’s brain, thus causing permanent and severe emotional damage (and I’m not just talking about Miss South Carolina’s knowledge of world geography). Below are search words and phrases that some poor fool unwittingly typed into a search engine, hopefully oblivious to the danger they were putting themselves in. Fortunately, their search brought them to us and not another more unseemly site.


violent reports on octopi


It is my most fervent hope that this individual was looking for news stories and nothing else.

empathetic vomiter
Er, yeah. This is an awfully specific thing to look for. I suppose it’s nice to know that while someone’s...

Do you remember the first time you found Heroscapers.com? Chances are you typed ‘heroscape’ in a search engine and let the fates act as your compass. But not every guest to this esteemed site was brought here out of a desire to learn more about Heroscape. I present to you gentle reader, a selection of search phrases that brought others to our site. Yes, these are real. Enjoy.
lindesfarm holiday
I can understand a search for Lindesfarm (their spelling), but a holiday? I fear someone may have difficulties with this year’s vacation plans.
oz never gave nothing to the tin man
Stupid jerk Oz. Stupid everybody. Ain’t nobody ever gave the Tin Man nothing.
pokemon diamond and pearl proteins
I know what Pokemon is, but I sure as hell don’t want to know what this kid was looking for.
its four in the morning grandma you win
Trust me, if it’s four...