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TTPMO-Band Aid

Posted April 16th, 2008 at 01:49 PM by Onacara
[FONT=Helvetica]Ok so why the hell is Onacara writing about a Christmas Song in the middle of April? Well first of all I didn’t want to ruin the holiday season for anyone and secondly it now gives you about 7 months to prepare yourself for the stupidity.[/FONT]

[FONT=Helvetica]Christmas is supposed to be a time for peace on Earth and good will towards man and nothing exemplifies this belief more than Band Aid’s “Do They Know It’s Christmas”. Right?[/FONT]

[FONT=Helvetica]Well I may have to choose this as my least favorite Christmas song…and it may soon be your’s too. Let’s break it down.[/FONT]

[FONT=Helvetica]It's Christmastime…There's no need to be afraid [COLOR=red]Really? [/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]At Christmastime…we let in light and we banish shade [COLOR=red]When did shade become such a horrible thing? Shade is actually healthy for you. (Do you hear that George Hamilton???)[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy [COLOR=red]Well this is a nice sentiment..I may not have much but I can always smile. :)[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]Throw your arms around the world at Christmastime [COLOR=red]Ok now this is starting to make me feel good [/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=red][FONT=Wingdings][FONT=Wingdings]:D[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Helvetica]But say a prayer [COLOR=red]…and now it’s gone.. [/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=red][FONT=Wingdings][FONT=Wingdings]:([/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Helvetica]Pray for the other ones [COLOR=red]…wait what other ones?..which other ones?[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]At Christmastime it's hard, but when you're having fun [COLOR=red]What the hell exactly does this mean? Is it hard to pray when you are having fun? Rev do you ever have this problem?[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]There's a world outside your window [COLOR=red]Not quite sure…does this meant that what exists inside my window is not part of the world?[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]And it's a world of dread and fear [COLOR=red]Um hello!!!! You just told me 10 seconds ago that there was no need to be afraid.[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears [COLOR=red]If you are going to count tears as water flowing than shouldn’t you also count urine? (I’m just saying)[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom [COLOR=red](Quick checks Christams Bells references…Silver Bells…Jingle Bells…Oh there it is Clanging Chimes of Doom[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you [COLOR=red]Can a less Christian thing ever be said?[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime [COLOR=red]Actually there NEVER is snow in Africa at Christmastime because it is the summer there. However it does actually snow in the mountains of South Africa.[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]The greatest gift they'll get this year is life (Oooh) [COLOR=red]And your kids complain that they didn’t get a Wii.[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]Where nothing ever grows [COLOR=red]Over 30,000 species of plants and flower grow throughout Africa.[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]No rain nor rivers flow [COLOR=red]Um….did the longest river in the world get relocated to another continent?[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]Do they know it's Christmastime at all? [COLOR=red]If they are not Christian then technically it isn’t Christmastime to them or any holiday for that matter. In the immortal words of Rocky Balboa “To you it’s Thanksgiving…to me it’s Thursday”[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica](Here's to you) raise a glass for everyone [COLOR=red]Woo hoo lets all get loaded and maybe we’ll forget about them!!!![/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica](Here's to them) underneath that burning sun [COLOR=red]Well maybe if we didn’t “banish shade” they would have some refuge from that bruning sun.[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]Do they know it's Christmastime at all? [COLOR=red]Do they care?[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Helvetica]Feed the world Feed the world [/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica]Feed the world[/FONT]
[FONT=Helvetica]Let them know it's Christmastime again [COLOR=red]They didn’t care about it before why should they care about it AGAIN???[/COLOR][/FONT]


[FONT=Helvetica]Tune in for more....[/FONT]

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