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Reflections on Subway...

Posted June 5th, 2009 at 11:14 PM by The B.I.V.
As many of you know, I don't have a whole lot going on at work at the moment and even when I do have stuff to do, I don't want to do it.

Anyway, I went to Subway for lunch and I'm all: "I'm gonna get me a $5 foot-long (because I've been brainwashed into it by those incessant advertisements)." So I'm going through the list of crap sandwiches for $5 (because they're not gonna sell you the good stuff for $5, are you crazy?!!) and I notice 'BLT.' And I'm all: "Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato? Wait a sec. You get lettuce and tomato for free on every subway sandwich, so why don't they just call it a B sandwich, cuz really the only extra thing you're getting is the bacon." Then I'm like: "What a rip! Bacon is a topping, not a meat in and of itself. I mean, I love bacon as much as the next guy, but I like it on top of some real meat, like a burger, not by itself on a bun." So I was all: "Forget that, I'll blog about it when I get back to work (which I'm doing right now)."

I was real close to getting tuna, but then I opted for Italian at the last minute and the lady's all: Spicy, or regular?" and I'm like: "Spicy, 'cause who doesn't like spicy?" And she's all: "Heh-heh."

So I get to the register and pay, and I present my Subway card and say: "Look what I remembered. You thought I'd forget it like the last two times, huh?" And the register girl's all: "Heh-heh."

Anyway, long story short, it's a damn good sandwich, and it's Friday, so I'm flying pretty high at the moment. So what'd you all have for lunch?

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Nooblar's Avatar
I actually had myself a Jimmy John's. I'm not sure if JJ or Subway is better, but it doesn't particularly matter since there's no Subway close to the office.

Nice observation about the BLT (Barely Legal Thievery) sandwich.
Posted June 6th, 2009 at 12:29 AM by Nooblar Nooblar is offline
I had subway for lunch too...I was very excited by the huge sign that showed that the BBQ Beef Brisket Footlong was only $5 but of course when I ordered the illegal immigrant behind the counter said "no sorry no have"...so I got my usual Hot Pastrami w/Provolone Toasted with onions and banana peppers...which always ends with the "Mustard?"..."No"..."No?"..."No"..."Mayoness" (thats how they say it)... "No nothing that's it, thank you"..."Nothing? Plain? You choor?.....Ok" By the time I am done the HOT pastrami is not so hot anymore. :-(
Posted June 6th, 2009 at 12:56 AM by Onacara Onacara is offline
nyys's Avatar
I had a protein bar and went to the gym for lunch.
Posted June 6th, 2009 at 10:27 AM by nyys nyys is offline
J4Jandar's Avatar
Seriously about subway huh!?!?!? I like how our subway illegals begin to throw stuff on my sandwich before I say if I would like the item or not. I get a bit frustrated when I tell the to slow down after every topping I want. I have no problems with making them start me off with a new sandwich if they mess mine up too bad. I hate subway so much now I never go and that makes me a sad panda...
Posted June 7th, 2009 at 12:49 PM by J4Jandar J4Jandar is offline
Pickledpie's Avatar
Like at Chipotle, except it actually tastes good when they put the wrong thing...
Posted June 7th, 2009 at 07:29 PM by Pickledpie Pickledpie is offline
oh! that's great!
Posted March 19th, 2012 at 02:29 AM by cosmetech4 cosmetech4 is offline
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