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This Old Orc!

Posted December 4th, 2007 at 10:15 PM by truth
Updated April 14th, 2008 at 04:27 PM by truth
This old Orc; he rolled one –
He’s not having any fun!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!



This old Orc; he rolled two –
The Swog told him what to do!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!



This old Orc; he rolled three –
He rolled three at Grimnak’s knee!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!



This old Orc; he rolled four –
Next to Tornak at the door!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!



This old Orc; he rolled five –
Dino buds on either side!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!



This old Orc; he rolled six –
Finn plus Taelord; Astrid Glyph!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!



This old Orc; he rolled seven –
Castle height and four-Swog-heaven!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!



This old Orc; he rolled eight –
Cap, Finn, both Champs, Gilbert Grape!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!



This old Orc; he rolled nine –
Crevcor, Astrid, Champs, great height!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!



This old Orc; he rolled ten –
Ne-Gok-Sa Mindshackled them!
With a nick-nack paddy-whack, give a Grut a bone,
This old Orc came rolling home!



By: Tablewalker
Posted in , Humor
Comments 18
Total Comments 18

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albertic26's Avatar
lol that is funny as hell and catchy!
Posted April 14th, 2008 at 07:29 PM by albertic26 albertic26 is offline
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Hold on, How can he roll 10 in the last one?

and 7 in the 7th one??
Posted May 18th, 2008 at 09:08 AM by TR DEADEYE TR DEADEYE is offline
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southwest ninja's Avatar
7 he has extreme hight which gives 2 for height. and are you including the glyph when counting the one for 10?
Posted May 18th, 2008 at 11:44 AM by southwest ninja southwest ninja is offline
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Elf_Archer's Avatar
Nice...

Do one with Marro. There army is a bit bigger.
Posted June 5th, 2008 at 11:37 AM by Elf_Archer Elf_Archer is offline
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THE Reno's Avatar
Hilarious! Doing another one with Marro would be awesome because you could include the Marro Hive.
Posted June 11th, 2008 at 07:46 PM by THE Reno THE Reno is offline
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AWESOME!!!!!
Posted July 14th, 2008 at 06:23 PM by dude333 dude333 is offline
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WorldBuilder's Avatar
That so cool!
Posted August 27th, 2008 at 06:23 PM by WorldBuilder WorldBuilder is offline
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Einar's puppy's Avatar
With the new rule realeased that says you can't have two of the same unique unit even by mindshaackle, this old orc never rolled a ten.
Posted August 27th, 2008 at 06:39 PM by Einar's puppy Einar's puppy is offline
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Hex_Enduction_Hour's Avatar
Classic!
Posted August 27th, 2008 at 10:53 PM by Hex_Enduction_Hour Hex_Enduction_Hour is offline
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Zero's Avatar
lol
thats funny and catchy
Posted October 5th, 2008 at 02:22 AM by Zero Zero is offline
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Claws of Death's Avatar
Me likee...
Posted December 6th, 2008 at 12:09 PM by Claws of Death Claws of Death is offline
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the kyrie's Avatar
HA!THAT'S FUNNY!

10 Doesn't work though
Posted August 11th, 2009 at 07:45 PM by the kyrie the kyrie is offline
Updated August 12th, 2009 at 05:19 PM by the kyrie
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mr.potato's Avatar
lol, but in the last picture i count: two base attack, 1 height, glyph, 4 from champs an taelord,
that makes 2+1+1+4+1= 9 (wow, i can count)
where is the tenth one?
Posted October 6th, 2009 at 02:27 PM by mr.potato mr.potato is offline
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demonslayer101's Avatar
their always short one die but otherwise hilarious!!!
Posted October 7th, 2009 at 02:59 PM by demonslayer101 demonslayer101 is offline
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demonslayer101's Avatar
excuse me almost every time
Posted October 7th, 2009 at 02:59 PM by demonslayer101 demonslayer101 is offline
 
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