So. I ponied up some dough for this wonderful site. Hm...a blog. I am notoriously awful at these things. However, they've always been at places like Xanga (way back when) or Myspace, which generally irritate me. This site certainly doesn't irritate me, so that should help.

Who the heck am I? My name is Joshua. I'm 26. I live in Camas, WA (Basically a suburb of Vancouver, WA which is a suburb of Portland, OR.. whew). I have been married to a wonderful woman named Abbie for almost a year now (11 months today, actually). We have been together since December 2005. We have a little house with a not-so-little mortgage, but we're doing fine.

I work as a bill collector for a very large bank. I honestly hate what I'm doing, but it has gotten to the point where the benefits of the job outweigh my hatred for it. As in, I get weekends off (Abbie does too- she works elsewhere with a much better ($) job). I work 5am-9am, then have 9-2pm off, then work 2pm-6pm. M-F....