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Posted February 16th, 2012 at 10:34 AM by Sylvano the Wasabus
Username: 3 times the charm
Headline: Handle with care!
Vitals: Hot Female 4 U

About Me:
Iím a bit of a standout. I take pride in my appearance, especially my hair, the most gorgeous black mane you've ever seen. I like to get my way, but thatís because I usually know best. I may be a little older but I still look young. Iím in good shape, flexible and toned. Jewelry suites me, especially emeralds. Iím completely comfortable in the buff. How about you?
I admit I think Iím a big deal. Itís not arrogance if itís true!

About the One I'm Looking For:
Appearances are important to me. Iíll only be with someone who is unique and unusual. I must admit I like a bit of bad boy-- not an awful, I'm-going-to-treat-you-like-crap kind of guy, but someone who's going to push me to my limits and then wait and see what happens next. Truth is, I'm just a nice girl (most of the time) who's looking for some fun and companionship (not necessarily in that order). I love it when guys are spellbound by my beauty. The right man not only fascinates me but also brings out the best in me. The right man also always wears protection.

My Idea of Our Perfect First Date:
We've built up such chemistry on the phone that when I first see you, I grab you by the back of the neck and kiss you before we even leave. Overcome, you shrivel and writhe at my touch. (Note: Don't you DARE try this -- some fantasies are best left as fantasies.)

My Perception of an Ideal Relationship:
You are an independent person who is confident, powerful and comfortable in their own skin. Youíre not afraid to be hurt by me but you are willing to be totally dominated. Youíll do whatever I ask and not even think to question why. Weíll do everything together, and you will never question my judgment or complain about dampness, skin lesions or the chores I set out for you. You will cook fish for me every day because thatís all I eat. (fish oil is what gives my hair is luxurious sheen and keeps my skin so young looking- there now you know one of my secrets!). Unconditional cuddling on demand, even if it kills you.

What I've Learned from Past Relationships:
Relax and go with it. Donít be scared Ė relationships may seem scary at first but thatís life. Scream if you like, it kind of turns me on. We may be together a short while or a long time- we canít tell what the next shake holds, so letís try to enjoy every moment we have while we still have it.
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Username: always the bridesmaid
Headline: outdoorsy male seeks same
Vitals: robust handsome male

About Me:
First off, I love the outdoors. If youíre not an outdoorsy person donít respond to this. I spend most of my time outside and itís there that I feel truly alive. Cold weather doesnít bother me and I love winter sports. Iím kind of a big kid and I still enjoy the fun things about life- food fights, busting snowmen, and running around screaming. Iím a little bit bumbling, but itís just because Iím shy around those I donít know. In the past Iíve always been the single one, always hanging around with a couple. Theyíre really into each other and Iím just lonely. Iím a bit of a bear. If you donít like a hairy back, donít respond.

About the One I'm Looking For:
I prefer someone well muscled and strong but thatís just so you can keep up with me. You must be open minded and be able to see the beauty in a sunrise or sunset in the middle of the wilderness with nothing else around. You must not mind the smell of wet fur. Do you dare to date a bear? Previous experience sleeping rough is a plus.

My Idea of Our Perfect First Date:
Playing in a forest as snowflakes fall. A sushi picnic with good German beer. Para sailing, bungee jumping, or any extreme sport. I like to feel the blood rushing through my veins! But I also like quiet times and the sound of waterfalls, and ice cracking. Tobogganing!

My Perception of an Ideal Relationship:
We are walking in the snow for miles and miles and sometimes you grunt and sometimes I grunt but we donít have to grunt if we donít want to. Silence is good. Grunting is good. But when one of us is in trouble the other one is right there to help every time, right away.

What I've Learned from Past Relationships:
I donít like elves. Creatures that worry about their appearance too much usually end up unhappy. I lead an active lifestyle. If youíre not up to that, than we wonít work. I donít like flying creatures and I donít like horses. Flying horsey things are only good for eating.
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kolakoski's Avatar

Alone Too Long?

Well met!

Between the girls who "just wanna have bling" and being a guy who just wants to be one with nature, you have clearly been without a real woman for waaaaaaaaaaay to long!
Posted February 16th, 2012 at 10:43 AM by kolakoski kolakoski is offline
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ZBeeblebrox's Avatar
Kee-Mo-Shi and Krug
Posted February 16th, 2012 at 02:18 PM by ZBeeblebrox ZBeeblebrox is offline
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Raelin and Elgrimm (sp?)
Posted February 16th, 2012 at 05:52 PM by AMIS AMIS is offline
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I Hate Atlaga's Avatar
Kee-Mo-Shi's the first one for sure.
Posted February 16th, 2012 at 08:56 PM by I Hate Atlaga I Hate Atlaga is offline
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Actually I think the first could be Sudema. And the second could be a qusetch hunter...
Posted February 16th, 2012 at 11:09 PM by AMIS AMIS is offline
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Shockma Ranyk's Avatar
I'm going to go with Runa and Krug.
Posted February 17th, 2012 at 05:24 PM by Shockma Ranyk Shockma Ranyk is offline
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flameslayer93's Avatar
Kee-Mo-Shi and Jotun?
Posted February 17th, 2012 at 07:02 PM by flameslayer93 flameslayer93 is offline
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I Hate Atlaga's Avatar
No. . . Dzu-Teh and Kee-Mo-Shi.
Posted February 17th, 2012 at 07:37 PM by I Hate Atlaga I Hate Atlaga is offline
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flameslayer93's Avatar
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No. . . Dzu-Teh and Kee-Mo-Shi.
So Dzu-teh is female and KMS is male?

Posted February 17th, 2012 at 10:23 PM by flameslayer93 flameslayer93 is offline
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Hive Lord 1233's Avatar
Oh! I thought these were real for a second. Kee-Mo-Shi makes perfect sense for the first one.

For the second one, I don't think it's Krug. He is hairless.

Dzu-teh is the best choice out of the two Yeti squads, because, after all they live in an arctic-like region.
Posted February 22nd, 2012 at 07:11 AM by Hive Lord 1233 Hive Lord 1233 is offline
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TrollBrute's Avatar
I was thinking Nerak for the second one, but Dzu-Teh makes sense.
Posted March 21st, 2012 at 09:46 PM by TrollBrute TrollBrute is offline
 
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