Dearest Marjorie,

I believe I have solved the problem here at our estate in Daerth.

It is too far, as you know, for us to visit regularly. The local constables are many leagues away, across a narrow strait, and we can not depend upon them and their lazy nags to protect our property & belongings here on this small island. Nor can we spare the necessary staff to guard the dark parapets & turrets of this damp, odorous place. Evil Beings lurk in the swamps, as you know, and it is increasingly dangerous & unpleasant to come here and rid these grounds of Ghouls & other creatures & worse....