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Elves V. Marro - 1465 Points of Death and Dismemberment!

Posted May 15th, 2009 at 04:47 PM by SuperflyTNT
Updated May 16th, 2009 at 01:56 AM by SuperflyTNT
Here's my latest epic battle report, played on my newest map creation, Valley of Death and Dismemberment.

The Valley of Death and Dismemberment..BEHOLD!

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Led by Acolarh, the mighty council of Elven wizards, aided by their Elven and Giant allies, were here to defeat the dreaded Marro menace and it's foul denizen of evil, the Hive.

The Mage, Emiroon, had summoned 9 of the the mightiest Amazonian Warriors Ashra could muster, Lord Syvarris and his Noble Band of Six, a brotherhood of archers unrivalled in all Aubria, and finally, Jotun, feared Giant warrior. (1465 Points)


Utgar, though, had plans for this territory. The Valley of Death and Dismemberment had a history of bloodshed and bodies piled as firewood. With control of this strategic Jungle he could prepare for the war to come while launching raids into Ullar's territories.

The seed was sown, and Deathwalker 8000 was dispatched to watch over the newborn Hive. Sonlen's dragon soared above the battlefield and reported a Deathwalker guarding an active Hive, accompanied by the sinister Marro Dragon Su-Bak-Na, the devilish arachnid WarWitch Ke-Mo-Shi, the mighty Na-Gok-Sa, Me-Burq-Sa and his Grok Riding cavalry, a legion of 12 Drones and 12 of the deadly Marro Stingers.


The battle had begun swiftly, and the Allies had the advantage. Jotun stormed forward onto the road with such force the trees shook. The Warriors of Ashra advanced as well, supported by several Archers.



The hideous Marro Hivemind would not allow itself to be threatened and quickly ordered 9 Drones to advance toward the Glyph that had been inset into the road before time began. The Grok cavalry and their leader, Me-Burq-Sa strode into action, taking to the roads and valleys to avoid being spotted. They were followed by the insidious Stingers, who clambered over the foliage attempting to claw their way onto the ridge to fire down upon the Giant.



The first shots were fired suddenly, but it was the Archers, with a speed unrivalled in all of nature, that rained 9 arrows down upon the Stingers and Drones. 7 hit their mark, and the Hive had yet to bring a new monstrosity down upon the battle. Jotun tossed Drones and Stingers onto the road, crushing the fragile horrors and clove more with his Claymore.

Deathwalker returned fire, missing, but the Stingers found their mark, mortally wounding Jotun but not felling him. Me-Burq-Sa and the Groks slaughtered 2 brave Amazons, and the Drones finished off 2 Archers.

Wounded, Jotun resigned himself to guard the glyph, which all but guarantees the Allies a first strike each skirmish, until dead. Hazy, he saw that the Allies had killed 9 Drones and 4 Stingers but the Hive, the Heroes, the Stingers and the Grok Riders were still unharmed while he had lost 2 of his Amazonian and Aubrien allies each. "Hold Post", he thought, knowing that the next strike upon him would be the last....

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Aldin's Avatar
Love your Princess Pillow - goes with the Girly Elves. Next thing you know, you'll be telling us you played with your Lovely Wife
Posted May 15th, 2009 at 05:33 PM by Aldin Aldin is offline
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Love your Princess Pillow - goes with the Girly Elves. Next thing you know, you'll be telling us you played with your Lovely Wife
Why Aldin aren't you an instigator!
Posted May 15th, 2009 at 07:13 PM by Shades fan Shades fan is offline
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Heroscape Elffy's Avatar
Elves aren't GIRLY! They're dainty.
Posted May 15th, 2009 at 09:52 PM by Heroscape Elffy Heroscape Elffy is offline
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C'mon elffy, we all know that elves are feminine weaklings who wright joint letter with they're "friends."
Posted May 15th, 2009 at 10:55 PM by Einar's puppy Einar's puppy is offline
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Originally Posted by Einar's Puppy
C'mon elffy, we all know that elves are feminine weaklings who wright joint letter with they're "friends."
No, elves don't WRIGHT anything. They write.
Posted May 15th, 2009 at 11:26 PM by Heroscape Elffy Heroscape Elffy is offline
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SuperflyTNT's Avatar
Tropic Thunder: "You all can swallow the gravy"

First of all, my wife is hot as a firecracker on the 4th of July. Second, it's a princess BLANKET.
Posted May 15th, 2009 at 11:37 PM by SuperflyTNT SuperflyTNT is offline
Updated May 16th, 2009 at 01:56 AM by SuperflyTNT
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nyys's Avatar
I think I have that blanket... I mean, my daughter has that blanket... yeah... yeah... it's hers not mine.

Great pics BTW.
Posted May 15th, 2009 at 11:42 PM by nyys nyys is offline
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Heroscape Elffy's Avatar
Love the added text! Can't wait to read the rest of the story!
Posted May 16th, 2009 at 01:34 PM by Heroscape Elffy Heroscape Elffy is offline
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CheddarLimbo's Avatar
Great battle report so far!

*squints* What's that blue ker-jigger thing in the middle of the map?
Posted May 16th, 2009 at 09:07 PM by CheddarLimbo CheddarLimbo is offline
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SuperflyTNT's Avatar
It's a fountain. For 11$ you can get a MK Dungeons artifacts pack and turn it into lovely Heroscape terrain.
Posted May 17th, 2009 at 02:46 PM by SuperflyTNT SuperflyTNT is offline
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the balket attracks avrey ones attention[]

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HUH? Hablan Engles?
Posted May 17th, 2009 at 09:41 PM by Blackhearts BattleMaster Blackhearts BattleMaster is offline
Updated September 17th, 2009 at 12:55 AM by SuperflyTNT
 
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