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"The Badger named Alfonzo"

Posted January 2nd, 2009 at 06:03 PM by Fuzzie Fuzz
Taking a leaf out of xkcd's most probably PG13 blag, I am posting a list of zero-hit Google searches.
  • "the badger named Alfonzo"
  • "I am but a lowly sultan"
  • "Your mom's so absolutely normal"
  • "I traded my soul for Heroscape"
  • "you're turning chartreuse"
  • "Jesus ate my cats"

Apparently non-original:
"Search" - # of Hits - Note
  • "Edgar Allen Tinky Winky" - 1
  • "ate a tuba" - 2
  • "Get off my internets" - 2,910
  • "Omnicron babies" - 2 - Coincidentally, these had nothing to do with Heroscape. One was a link to a Facebook page for a Virginia Tech Pledge Class, and the other was a FB Groups directory...
  • "I think I'm in love with a toaster" - 1
  • "a knife in the ear" - 9

Coincidentally, when searching for "Get off my internet, noobs!" I got no hits, but...
Originally Posted by Google
No results found in your selected language(s) for "Get off my internet, noobs!".

Showing results in all languages:
followed by a link to a page containing large amounts of chatspeak. Not my language indeed...
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Pickledpie's Avatar
"I think I'm in love with a toaster." I think I should say that next time there's total silence in the room.
Posted January 3rd, 2009 at 11:22 AM by Pickledpie Pickledpie is offline
Updated January 17th, 2009 at 07:45 PM by Pickledpie
Mr Migraine's Avatar
You know, now that you posted these in your blog, they show up in Google!

EDIT: Nevermind, only the first one does....
Posted January 7th, 2009 at 06:52 PM by Mr Migraine Mr Migraine is offline
Classthe King's Avatar
When i typed them in they all have like 20,000 hits
Posted January 7th, 2009 at 07:31 PM by Classthe King Classthe King is offline
nyphot's Avatar
I think they all do show up now. Probably the first had been indexed first because it's also in the title of the blog post.

You need to type them with the quotes to get the zero hits; otherwise it searches for the words individually.
Posted January 9th, 2009 at 07:34 AM by nyphot nyphot is offline
Fuzzie Fuzz's Avatar
Yeah, they all show up in Google now because HSers is so high on the Google-meter, that everything posted is easily found on Google. I added something new to the internets!
Posted January 9th, 2009 at 11:13 AM by Fuzzie Fuzz Fuzzie Fuzz is offline
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