Sir Dupuis Facts

In this thread, various people were posting net memes with a Heroscape theme. When the question arose as to what "net memes" are, Cavalier explained it, giving a few examples, including the infamous Chuck Norris facts.

I was immediately inspired. We needed a Heroscape version of this. And who better than our very own Sir Dupuis?

So from time to time, I'll add more Sir Dupuis facts to this blog. Here's the first ones from the original thread, plus a few more:

• Jandar did not summon Sir Dupuis. Sir Dupuis rode his horse from Earth to Valhalla. Along the way, his horse sneezed. The result was the Crab Nebula.
  
• When Sir Dupuis moves into lava, he does not get hot lava death. Hot lava gets Sir Dupuis.
  
• Sir Dupuis' true point value is a number so large it cannot be expressed in three-dimensional space.
  
• Ne-Gok-Sa tried to mindshackle Sir Dupuis once. The resulting feedback and explosion is why none of the Marro have skin.
  
• Sir Dupuis doesn't need order markers. Sir Dupuis orders the markers himself.
  
• Sir Dupuis is the reason the rules on mindshackling were changed. If there were two Sir Dupuis at the same time, the universe would implode.
  
• The wellsprings that the Valkyrie are fighting over? They spilled out of Sir Dupuis' Chalice of Fortitude.
  
• Sir Dupuis never forgot the Forgotten Forest.
  
• Sir Dupuis loaned Taelord his sword once. Even though Taelord gave it back after the photo op, this is the real reason why Taelord costs so much.
  
• The reason Sir Hawthorne costs so much on ebay is because everyone keeps getting him mixed up with Sir Dupuis.
  
• Sir Dupuis was Zanafor's discovery, Mallidon's prophecy and Raknar's vision.
  
• The reason Marvel Heroscape isn't getting any expansions? Why bother if Sir Dupuis isn't in it?
  
• Sir Dupuis doesn't have bonding. Sir Dupuis doesn't need bonding.