Okay, I wanted to make a list of my own, after reading
Fuzzie Fuzz'es blog on the same topic.
Zero-hit searches
"Shaniqua has a red hat"
"it smells of rotten time machines"
"I do it for the free pretzels"
"firefox is on my clothes"
"kangaroos can tango" (from EP)
And some apparently un-original searches
"angry toothpaste" = 118 hits
"my emu ate my homework" = 101 hits (apparently it's a t-shirt...)
"the fat skinny person" = 9 hits
"heroscape tastes good" = 1 hit (from heroscapers
)
"wikipedia is always right" = 418 hits
"James train wreck" = 490 hits
"pencils make the world go 'round" = 8 hits
"google is neato" = 7 hits
"the dust bunny talks to me" = 1 hit
"jhdsfgk" = 5 hits
"marbles are...