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An outrage!
Posted October 20th, 2008 at 12:53 AM by Fuzzie Fuzz
Updated October 21st, 2008 at 12:07 AM by Fuzzie Fuzz
Updated October 21st, 2008 at 12:07 AM by Fuzzie Fuzz
To the fine American Heroscapers:
The despicable state of the Public School System in this country has recently come to my attention. Did you know that 50% of our nation's children are below the median on standardized tests? How can we ensure our children's futures when half of them are below average? This is a shocking state of affairs, and I insist that the people of this fine country (and others, if they want... I hear the British have a very nice school system...) get together and come up with a plan to improve the future of our nation's children. We need to make sure that the 50% who are below average can raise themselves up to meet and exceed the average. Whatever we come up with should guarantee that 100% of our children are at or above the median.
Thank you,
Fuzzie Fuzz
Fuzzie Fuzz
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I must be sounding harsh, but I think its the parents fault. You need to be involved in what your child does, as almost every child wants to play, even if they need to "work".
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Posted October 20th, 2008 at 01:23 AM by S1R_ART0R1US
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Um, I'd be more worried about our schools if everyone were above the average... Think about that one for a second.
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Posted October 20th, 2008 at 01:37 AM by Nooblar
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Sorry S1R, but I think you need to think about this one harder. Nooblar got it!
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Posted October 20th, 2008 at 07:26 PM by Fuzzie Fuzz
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How do this:
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Originally Posted by Fuzzie Fuzz
We need to make sure that the 50% who are below average can raise themselves up to meet and exceed the average. Whatever we come up with should guarantee that 100% of our children are at or above the median.
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Originally Posted by Nooblar
Um, I'd be more worried about our schools if everyone were above the average...
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Posted October 20th, 2008 at 08:01 PM by S1R_ART0R1US
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Okay, I'll give you a hint: this was satirical. The median is the number right in the middle. 50% will always be higher, and 50% will be lower. I was making an amusing joke.
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Posted October 20th, 2008 at 08:21 PM by Fuzzie Fuzz
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I got it, and thought it was pretty funny.
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Posted October 20th, 2008 at 08:55 PM by Mossman
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 d'oh |
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Posted October 20th, 2008 at 08:56 PM by S1R_ART0R1US
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Here's your cookie, Fuzzie.
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Posted October 21st, 2008 at 11:19 AM by Nooblar
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Cookie?
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Posted October 21st, 2008 at 07:25 PM by Fuzzie Fuzz
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 I don't really get it. |
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Posted October 23rd, 2008 at 02:13 PM by ABOMINATION
Updated October 23rd, 2008 at 11:07 PM by ABOMINATION |
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Agree with Sir Artorius. It's primarily a problem at home. Abomination is also onto something... And again the responsibility of tackling the problem of lies being taught in the classrooms comes back to parents / individuals. We can't rely on the government to do it.
In Namibia, I still use my (mostly) American school upbringing as a "good example." It may have gotten worse by now but I'd say it's a lot worse here. A 55% average can easily get you in the top 10 at most public schools. You have to score below 30% to be considered failing... |
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Posted October 23rd, 2008 at 04:45 PM by NamibianScaper
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Hehe...some schools probably stretch their numbers and say 55% is their median.
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Posted October 23rd, 2008 at 05:58 PM by Heroscape Elffy
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Okay... are there only 3 people who understand that this is a joke? Did you even think about what I was saying?
Also, ABOMINATION, PM sent. |
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Posted October 23rd, 2008 at 10:42 PM by Fuzzie Fuzz
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90% of this game is half mental.
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Posted October 23rd, 2008 at 11:44 PM by Onacara
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Well, 7 of us have responded. 3 got it, 3 didn't, and ART0R1US got it after a while, so I guess he's the median.
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Posted October 24th, 2008 at 12:20 AM by Mossman
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