Here's my latest epic battle report, played on my newest map creation, Valley of Death and Dismemberment.

The Valley of Death and Dismemberment..BEHOLD!

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Led by Acolarh, the mighty council of Elven wizards, aided by their Elven and Giant allies, were here to defeat the dreaded Marro menace and it's foul denizen of evil, the Hive.

The Mage, Emiroon, had summoned 9 of the the mightiest Amazonian Warriors Ashra could muster, Lord Syvarris and his Noble Band of Six, a brotherhood of archers unrivalled in all Aubria, and finally, Jotun, feared Giant warrior. (1465 Points)


Utgar, though, had plans for this territory. The Valley of Death and Dismemberment had a history of bloodshed and bodies piled as firewood....

Here's the original news article that got me so heated up:

By Guy Cocker, Brendan Sinclair, GameSpot UK
Posted on ZDNet News: Oct 20, 2008 7:58:34 AM
Sony Computer Entertainment Europe has announced that it is recalling the Playstation 3 video game, LittleBigPlanet, from retailers after it learned that the soundtrack featured some Arabic-language lines from the Koran backed with music.

A SCEE representative also confirmed to GameSpot that this recall would be global, and could not confirm when the game would now actually hit shelves with the offending music removed.
Sony's LittleBigPlanet is expected to be one of the most high-profile releases of this holiday season. Developer Media Molecule has seen its game go from indie darling to AAA system-seller in the past year, thanks to the many appearances that the game has made at trade shows and events. However, fans...

I played

Laglor
Krav
Isamu
3x Warriors of Ashra
Tarn Vikings
Kaemon Awa

1st Round played KCUMaster07's Raelin, Minions, and Omnicrons and I killed all but one Omnicron, all but 2 Minions and I think I didn't get Raelin. He killed my Krav and it was downhill from there.

2nd Round
I played against DragonMaster with all Blastatrons, Gladiatrons and Laglor , he killed some of my guys, but not much, and I killed a TON of his Glads and Blasts. It went to time but in the end I won with 390 points left if I remember right. Highlight: I rolled 6 consecutive Vydars + Skulls with Laglor's Autoload and ganked 6 enemy Blasts/Glads.

3rd Round
Played Bryan Brewster with his Q9/Raelin/Izumi/Laglor/AE army. Killed Raelin first, then 2/3 the Izumi, then Laglor. His AE never dropped. He killed 2 Krav, but then my Kaemon got on height and quickreleased him to death. 540 point win, never got a card killed plus...

Hey there loyal Heroscapers! I know there's been a lot of news about why the country's financial markets have gone to crap, and here's a short summary for those of you who want to know WHY...

Let's start with how FUTURES trading works....

You may have heard of 'speculators' in 'oil futures' and wonder what that means. What this is dates back 400 years to the old corn farmers.

Back in the old days when you wanted to buy corn, you had to go to a farmer's market to do it. Whatever corn sold for that day, that's what you paid. Then someone got the great idea to go to the farmer directly, and buy the corn BEFORE IT WAS HARVESTED at that day's price, expecting that the price would go up when the corn was actually harvested, thereby getting the corn for a lower price the day it was delivered than he would've paid for it if he bought it the same day from a Farmer's Market. That's how buying and selling futures worked. Now what happens is that people buy...

I think I have figured out the reason that people have kids....

Since the American Civil War there has quite rightly been a ban on the use of slaves, and therefore the only ample and legal supply of slave labor is your children.


That is all, carry on...