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The REAL reason for children...

Posted September 13th, 2008 at 11:54 PM by SuperflyTNT
Updated October 29th, 2008 at 12:40 AM by SuperflyTNT
I think I have figured out the reason that people have kids....

Since the American Civil War there has quite rightly been a ban on the use of slaves, and therefore the only ample and legal supply of slave labor is your children.

That is all, carry on...
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S1R_ART0R1US's Avatar
Maybe people just like doing it?

Plus, kids are only slaves for 18 years, many of which they can't actually work and are more of a hindrance than a help.
Posted September 14th, 2008 at 12:13 AM by S1R_ART0R1US S1R_ART0R1US is offline
Heroscape Elffy's Avatar
Originally Posted by S1R_ART0R1US
Maybe people just like doing it?
You win, sir.
Posted September 14th, 2008 at 02:58 PM by Heroscape Elffy Heroscape Elffy is offline
Hahnarama's Avatar
Ah slavery...almost as funny as Nazis
Posted September 14th, 2008 at 08:12 PM by Hahnarama Hahnarama is offline
Pumpkin_King's Avatar
That's what my dad says...the only reason he had us to provide legal slave labor.
Posted September 15th, 2008 at 09:10 AM by Pumpkin_King Pumpkin_King is offline
kolakoski's Avatar
Well met!

Geez! I thought everyone knew that the only reason to have kids was to groom future Heroscapers.
Posted July 18th, 2011 at 01:54 PM by kolakoski kolakoski is offline
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