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Posted March 10th, 2019 at 07:34 PM by HS Codex
’Scaper of the Month
Lazy Orang
Author: quozl
Lazy Orang is a C3G sidekick and prolific Codex contributor. Read on to learn more about this … capybara?
PROFILE
Who are you really?
I am an anthropomorphic capybara (my user name is just a decoy). Members of my family often become exasperated with me, but once they remember my capybaric nature, everything falls into place, and makes sense to them again. I may have manifested from an alternate, rodent-infested dimension in a gentle attempt to slow the frenetic pace of modern life through the sheer power of my inertia, but I cannot be quite sure.
My human name is Rowan Drake.
How old are you?
Over 2,300 years old, though my current incarnation has only reached the meagre age of 20.
What is your occupation?
Freelance assassinations,...
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