"The New York Jets were unable to find hotel rooms for a game in Indianapolis recently because they had all been booked up by people attending Gencon, a gaming convention."

Well, having just posted to my blag, and referencing xkcd, I was thinking about webcomics, and decided to post my favorites.

Note: The PG13 comics are rated such for language and either stick figure sex or sexual references.

PG:
Looking for Group (Although this does refer repeatedly to eating babies...)

PG13:
xkcd
Penny Arcade

Not a Webcomic, but still awesome:
ThinkGeek

I might add more as I think of them, or not. Whatever. Anyways, feel free to post your own favorite webcomics!

Taking a leaf out of xkcd's most probably PG13 blag, I am posting a list of zero-hit Google searches.

• "the badger named Alfonzo"
• "I am but a lowly sultan"
• "Your mom's so absolutely normal"
• "I traded my soul for Heroscape"
• "you're turning chartreuse"
• "Jesus ate my cats"

Apparently non-original:
"Search" - # of Hits - Note

• "Edgar Allen Tinky Winky" - 1
• "ate a tuba" - 2
• "Get off my internets" - 2,910
• "Omnicron babies" - 2 - Coincidentally, these had nothing to do with Heroscape. One was a link to a Facebook page for a Virginia Tech Pledge Class, and the other was a FB Groups directory...
• "I think I'm in love with a toaster" - 1
• "a knife in the ear" - 9

Coincidentally, when searching for "Get off my internet, noobs!" I got no hits, but...
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To the fine American Heroscapers:

The despicable state of the Public School System in this country has recently come to my attention. Did you know that 50% of our nation's children are below the median on standardized tests? How can we ensure our children's futures when half of them are below average? This is a shocking state of affairs, and I insist that the people of this fine country (and others, if they want... I hear the British have a very nice school system...) get together and come up with a plan to improve the future of our nation's children. We need to make sure that the 50% who are below average can raise themselves up to meet and exceed the average. Whatever we come up with should guarantee that 100% of our children are at or above the median.