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Sir Dupuis Facts

Posted June 17th, 2008 at 08:27 PM by Finrod
In this thread, various people were posting net memes with a Heroscape theme. When the question arose as to what "net memes" are, Cavalier explained it, giving a few examples, including the infamous Chuck Norris facts.

I was immediately inspired. We needed a Heroscape version of this. And who better than our very own Sir Dupuis?

So from time to time, I'll add more Sir Dupuis facts to this blog. Here's the first ones from the original thread, plus a few more:
  • Jandar did not summon Sir Dupuis. Sir Dupuis rode his horse from Earth to Valhalla. Along the way, his horse sneezed. The result was the Crab Nebula.
  • When Sir Dupuis moves into lava, he does not get hot lava death. Hot lava gets Sir Dupuis.
  • Sir Dupuis' true point value is a number so large it cannot be expressed in three-dimensional space.
  • Ne-Gok-Sa tried to mindshackle Sir Dupuis once. The resulting feedback and explosion is why none of the Marro have skin.
  • Sir Dupuis doesn't need order markers. Sir Dupuis orders the markers himself.
  • Sir Dupuis is the reason the rules on mindshackling were changed. If there were two Sir Dupuis at the same time, the universe would implode.
  • The wellsprings that the Valkyrie are fighting over? They spilled out of Sir Dupuis' Chalice of Fortitude.
  • Sir Dupuis never forgot the Forgotten Forest.
  • Sir Dupuis loaned Taelord his sword once. Even though Taelord gave it back after the photo op, this is the real reason why Taelord costs so much.
  • The reason Sir Hawthorne costs so much on ebay is because everyone keeps getting him mixed up with Sir Dupuis.
  • Sir Dupuis was Zanafor's discovery, Mallidon's prophecy and Raknar's vision.
  • The reason Marvel Heroscape isn't getting any expansions? Why bother if Sir Dupuis isn't in it?
  • Sir Dupuis doesn't have bonding. Sir Dupuis doesn't need bonding.
Total Comments 13


Shades fan's Avatar
Posted June 17th, 2008 at 11:37 PM by Shades fan Shades fan is offline
NamibianScaper's Avatar
Hilarious. What an outstanding gift to the community.
Posted June 18th, 2008 at 11:46 AM by NamibianScaper NamibianScaper is offline
THE Reno's Avatar
LOL! Keep 'em coming, those were hilarious!
Posted June 18th, 2008 at 01:23 PM by THE Reno THE Reno is offline
lol lol and lol.
Posted June 18th, 2008 at 02:15 PM by STEALTHRULER STEALTHRULER is offline
Heroscape Elffy's Avatar
Can't wait to see what the real Sir Dupuis says to this.
Posted June 19th, 2008 at 03:29 PM by Heroscape Elffy Heroscape Elffy is offline
Finrod's Avatar
Elffy, he's using at least one of them for his sig now.
Posted June 19th, 2008 at 05:38 PM by Finrod Finrod is offline
theGuru's Avatar
lol those are really funny
Posted June 19th, 2008 at 07:15 PM by theGuru theGuru is offline
Was Abi's Avatar
Sir Dupuis was Zanafor's discovery, Mallidon's prophecy and Raknar's vision.
Pure genius! Please do keep them coming!
Posted August 1st, 2008 at 04:57 PM by Was Abi Was Abi is offline
Einar's puppy's Avatar
Sir Dupuis is the reason the rules on mindshackling were changed.
Technically, this is true.
Not as epic as the Agent carr facts, but very funny.
Posted August 1st, 2008 at 06:11 PM by Einar's puppy Einar's puppy is offline
Darkness1717's Avatar
These are histarical. Great job. Any more facts coming?
Posted June 19th, 2009 at 08:05 AM by Darkness1717 Darkness1717 is offline
adbirk19's Avatar
i want sir dupise now!
Posted December 16th, 2009 at 09:22 PM by adbirk19 adbirk19 is offline
That was pretty funny! I like how it wasn't just "replace Chuck Norris with Sir Dupuis" like it sometimes is, you actually made up Heroscape related ones.
Posted December 16th, 2009 at 09:30 PM by Warlord Alpha Warlord Alpha is offline
Arch-vile's Avatar
Brilliant. I love how the featured blogs resurrect beauties like these.
Posted August 13th, 2012 at 01:53 AM by Arch-vile Arch-vile is offline
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