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The Wasabus Winter Collection

Posted January 8th, 2011 at 11:14 AM by Sylvano the Wasabus
If the corporation I work for can ever get organized enough to lay me off as theyíve promised, I will be out of work. But Iíve decided to be proactive and start creating my new career right away.

Iím going to be a fashion designer. Iíve sewn for years and I do like nice fabric. But Iím also obsessed with minis and Scape so Iíve decided to combine my obsessions with my good intentions and the result is:

The Wasabus Winter Collection of Designer Attire for Heroscape.

Please note that each of these ensembles is a one-of-a-kind designer custom creation, and thatís why they are priced as such.

Even if you go to the biggest convention or tournament you will never see another figure in the same outfit. You can hold your head high because you will be cutting edge, in fashion, and a little poorer- but looking good is worth the price, isnít it?

Design # 1

This Sunny Days Dress and Plummy Purple Hat are modeled by Tor Kul Ma. (I hadnít realized she had such a female side until we did this photo shoot together. Apparently inside every Marr thereís another Marr trying to get out) I also found out that Tor Kul Ma doesnít like the dude on her head. It makes her feel like she has lice. So she likes hats! Doesnít your Tor Kul Ma deserve a nice hat?
Sunny Days Dress $59.99
Plummy Purple Hat $18.99

Design # 2

This delightful pink frock with lace collar accenting is called Princess Madness, modeled by our good friend Jotun. Apparently he had a female side, but he chopped it off! ďBut that doesnít mean I donít like a nice frock!Ē Jotun says. This gentle giant is a fast rising star in our plus sized model collection.
Princess Madness $89.99

Design # 3

This gorgeous evening gown is called Dreams of A Blue Fairy, modeled by Jotun. The armless design really shows off his muscles, but he needs more of a neck to make this piece work. I thought it would have looked better on Niflheim, but Jotun liked it so much he wanted to model it himself. Our cute nickname for him is ďNo neck!Ē
Dreams of A Blue Fairy $129.99

Design # 4

Q9 looks stunning in this Winter Rose accent piece. Itís so hard to dress Soulbergs, and they do hate to cover up their shiny sides, so a nice topper like this is just the thing! The faux rose and gossamer lace were handcrafted by some dwarfs I keep locked in my crawl space.
Winter Rose accent piece $18.99

Design # 5

This eye-catching piece is called the Fezzadora Party Ensemble, and itís perfect for Tor Kul Ma. The Squidish Hat was actually inspired by a Fen Hydra mating session, and it certainly hides that unsightly Marr that Tor Kul Ma wears on her head. The dress is roomy and made for dancing! Perfect for climbing on maps with gentle heights too!
Fezzador Party Ensemble $159.99 (comes with handbag Ė not pictured)

Design # 6

Jotun is stunning in this strapless Emerald Forest evening gown. This is a good look for the giant, showing off his arms while not drawing attention to his lack of neck. Itís the perfect piece to wear to a Greenscale Lizard Party!
Emerald Forest Evening Gown $89.99 (comes with dark green high heels, not pictured)

Design # 7

These charming and cute Hive Hats come in a variety of colours and styles, including hats with the crests of all the generals except Valkrill. (Valkrill has a bandanna) The Hive is such a dominate feature on every map, but Iíve always thought they looked cold. Now you can cute them up with colourful little ball caps in a variety of pastel colours!
Hive Hats $12.99 each
With A General Crest $15.99
Valkrill Bandanna $29.99 Look bad and mean and you wonít have to wash your hair!

Design # 8

This Wonderful Wizard Hat (inspired by the Warhammer Harry Potter Christmas collection) is perfect for hanging with the elves or, as in this picture, disguising a figure to infiltrate an elven fortress. Supersized to cover Marr and Orc bodies, these extra large hats are perfect for undercover missions for our favourites Tor Kul Ma, and Grimnak.
Wonderful Wizard Hat $38.95 (not available in Alaska, Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan.)

Design # 9

And finally the Hanging With The Boys Nifty Tees collection. Whether youíre a Granite Guardian, Quasatch Hunter or funky elemental these tees will make you stand out at any rave or dance party. Just remember to stay away from your Quasatch companion if they start to play techno!
Hanging With The Boys Nifty Tees $21.95
Variety Pack Deal (six different tees) $125

I hope youíve enjoyed our first collection of designer custom clothes. Donít your figures look naked now? Contact me immediately to purchase these one of a kind items or youíll miss out. Donít be fooled by cheap Toad and Troll imitations!

Stayed tuned for spring fashions with Grimnakís alter ego Primnak! Also Hive Silk Scarves!

(Am I losing my mind, or what? But at least Iíve got the camera working!)
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Posted January 8th, 2011 at 01:50 PM by Killer Lawnmower Killer Lawnmower is offline
Shockma Ranyk's Avatar
Absolutely hilarious, StW! My sister did a similar thing a while ago, but without the sales pitch, and she didn't turn it into a blog either. You, my friend, are awesome.

You know, how hard is it to model Braxas?
Posted January 9th, 2011 at 11:45 AM by Shockma Ranyk Shockma Ranyk is offline
Kaemon Awa 123's Avatar
You may be getting a custom order from Kolasaki (sp?)
Posted January 13th, 2011 at 04:57 PM by Kaemon Awa 123 Kaemon Awa 123 is offline
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Posted January 13th, 2011 at 06:58 PM by Arrow Grut Arrow Grut is offline
i_r_beej's Avatar
Win! It's the descriptions that sell it!
Posted January 13th, 2011 at 09:51 PM by i_r_beej i_r_beej is offline
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kame likes!!
Posted January 14th, 2011 at 10:28 AM by littlekame118 littlekame118 is offline
mr.potato's Avatar
this is a joke, right? XD
Posted January 15th, 2011 at 04:25 PM by mr.potato mr.potato is offline
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This along with Game Informer's Elder Scroll V: Skyrim article made my night!
Posted January 15th, 2011 at 11:43 PM by aquamaniac27 aquamaniac27 is offline
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You forgot to include the address of your online store.

Posted January 16th, 2011 at 04:58 AM by CapnRedChops CapnRedChops is offline
Arch-vile's Avatar
This is hysterical, I love it!
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