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What Brings You Here Dear Visitor? Part I

Posted October 6th, 2007 at 10:09 AM by mrbistro
Do you remember the first time you found Heroscapers.com? Chances are you typed ‘heroscape’ in a search engine and let the fates act as your compass. But not every guest to this esteemed site was brought here out of a desire to learn more about Heroscape. I present to you gentle reader, a selection of search phrases that brought others to our site. Yes, these are real. Enjoy.
lindesfarm holiday
I can understand a search for Lindesfarm (their spelling), but a holiday? I fear someone may have difficulties with this year’s vacation plans.
oz never gave nothing to the tin man
Stupid jerk Oz. Stupid everybody. Ain’t nobody ever gave the Tin Man nothing.
pokemon diamond and pearl proteins
I know what Pokemon is, but I sure as hell don’t want to know what this kid was looking for.
its four in the morning grandma you win
Trust me, if it’s four in the morning and you’re typing this into a search engine, nobody is going to win.
I don’t know if Spain has a department similar to our Homeland Security, but they should really look into this guy, and fast. And what brought him here? What are you people writing about?
cannon fodder escorting civilians
The civilians are bound to be upset by this.
Marcus Albuquerque
This guy officially has the best name ever, and if people are searching for him on the internet, then I want to get to know him too. I hope he’s a P.I. with a rockin’ ‘stache.
bradley morris sucks
Sorry you had to find out like this Brad.
It’s not about beating your opponent… it’s about suppression.
herpscape scenarios
These scenarios are really all about awkward confessions followed by bitter recriminations.
voila!in view a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. this visage no mere veneer of vanity is it vestige of the vox populi now vacant vanished. however this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. the only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive not in vain for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me v.
Yes, someone actually typed in this bit from V for Vendetta in its entirety then left his or her fate to Momma Google. Wherever you are brave nerd, we salute you.
Next Time: We’ll look at things that are dangerous to type into an internet search engine. Yet someone did, and their insane search brought them to us. England prevails.
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